MLB Thread - Praise be to the greatness of Ohtani

[Mazeppa Pompazoidi]

https://x.com/iliterate__/status/2071002340274880659?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg

Yadier Molina says he's a pussy.  Try one at 102 mph.

[Hogworth Ballington III]

At least the Mets are giving this guy plenty of centent, but I'm not sure he's gonna be with us much longer at this rate.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Alng7CHAPJ0?is=jxeTlBelov82Ivfu

[Mazeppa Pompazoidi]

At least the Mets are giving this guy plenty of centent, but I'm not sure he's gonna be with us much longer at this rate.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Alng7CHAPJ0?is=jxeTlBelov82Ivfu

Now we know who Kuhio Aloy's inspiration is for his batting style.

[Ray Zorback]

At least the Mets are giving this guy plenty of centent, but I'm not sure he's gonna be with us much longer at this rate.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Alng7CHAPJ0?is=jxeTlBelov82Ivfu

the last 14 days Alverez is 13/47 .277 with 3 HRs

[HogglyWoggly]

Mets allow another in the park HR

https://x.com/BlueJays/status/2071735396849910189

[Thin Red Swine]

That's a little league "home run" alright.

Shirley they didn't score it that way.

[BASS]

Livvy Dunne's pussy has broken Paul Skenes.

[buff2.0]

Livvy Dunne's pussy has broken Paul Skenes.

That poor, poor bastard. 

Notice she started going out to film Baywatch and then his performance started to dip.

[buff2.0]

Yeah, whatever the hell this said.

https://x.com/tommym8/status/2072658217172173180?s=20

[buff2.0]

Delete this thread the Braves are rancid dogshit

[Usafhawg]

Oh no. A drone show at the O's game. It'll probably suck since we're so far behind in the technology. You cannot view this attachment.

[egregious]

Hopefully no one steals the drones during the game.

[DrMongoose]

This video was top shelf... and with the kids on bikes on the field. Sadly it is 20 years too late given the pending work stoppage

https://x.com/John_Fanta/status/2077217551067545977/video/1?s=61

[buff2.0]

Holy shit I'm going to go cry on his behalf

https://x.com/tonyrav/status/2079689476654211136?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg

[BleedinRed]

The great Cliff Lee had one of his balls busted open by a girl in 8th grade.  At least that was the story passed around at Benton Middle School. 

[Hognrock]

One of the best in high school I played against allegedly ruptured one of his balls jumping off a diving board wearing boxers. One ball was apparently thru the fly/opening when he jumped. We called him uno. Woodhog can attest or deny said story. I didn't have the balls to verify (pun intended)