MLB Thread - Praise be to the greatness of Ohtani

Started by buff2.0, May 10, 2023, 07:59 AM

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soldiersooie

Quote from: Ray Zorback on Apr 17, 2026, 09:28 AMI just watched "One of a kind", a documentary on Greg Maddux. I would highly recommend.

I saw a clip where he let a guy hit a meaningless home run in the regular season to set him up in the playoffs.

Truly, one of a kind mind.

Boarat


buff2.0

Quote from: soldiersooie on Apr 17, 2026, 10:13 AMI saw a clip where he let a guy hit a meaningless home run in the regular season to set him up in the playoffs.

Truly, one of a kind mind.

That was Bagwell.  I'm watching the documentary instead of being productive.  "You can't go fishing without bait." is an awesome quote from Greg.  In a world where everyone wants more velocity and more spin, I wish there was more of his mentality and focus on changing speed. 

Unless when facing that fucker Tony Gwynn.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Batting leadoff and not even sniffing the Mendoza line as a DH. He's a shell of his former self. The White Sox have fully broken him.

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buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Mason Miller's walkout hasn't gotten old yet. I think if I was the batter on deck I'd just go back to the dugout when that first note dropped.

https://x.com/brianheadwelch/status/2039345118713425920?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Hope they keep this kind of run going all season, without Arkansas'ing the whole thing in the first round of the Playoffs.

https://x.com/OptaSTATS/status/2047150027932311867?s=20
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DirkPiggler

Quote from: buff2.0 on Apr 23, 2026, 07:53 AMHope they keep this kind of run going all season, without Arkansas'ing the whole thing in the first round of the Playoffs.

https://x.com/OptaSTATS/status/2047150027932311867?s=20

Weiss has pleasantly surprised me so far.  Three of Snitker's biggest flaws - bullpen management, never resting starters, and complete lack of give a shit over the last couple of years - seem to be in a much better place under Walt.  I generally don't like promoting from within after a bad year gets the other guy "retired", but so far so good.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Ray Zorback

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Apr 23, 2026, 08:23 AMWeiss has pleasantly surprised me so far.  Three of Snitker's biggest flaws - bullpen management, never resting starters, and complete lack of give a shit over the last couple of years - seem to be in a much better place under Walt.  I generally don't like promoting from within after a bad year gets the other guy "retired", but so far so good.

plus, he has good open field tackling skills

irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Ray Zorback on Apr 23, 2026, 08:26 AMplus, he has good open field tackling skills



Yeah even back in his playing days I never would have pictured Weiss as a black belt and a bad ass. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

buff2.0

Skenes retired the first 20 batters last night and now has a WHIP of 0.93 through 349 innings.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/whip_career.shtml
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

I just read an article today that Ohtani is now one of just two players all time in what the authored christened as the 50-50-50 club, with homers, stolen bases and an on-base game streak.

Bonds was the other.

Ohtani also has thrown 9,100 more pitches than Bonds ever did.

buff2.0

I take it all back the MLB.TV subscription is the greatest thing ever.  Kind of a pain to sign up for since I had to go through ESPN but, still... I don't care about the Angels or the White Sox but it's cool having games on in the office while I try to be somewhat productive.

Slight exaggerations.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

As soon as it left Jansen's hand... I knew it, the crowd knew it, Olson knew it, and even Jansen knew it.... That ball was bout to be gone. Best start since 1997.

https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/2049665342901747967?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Totally missed this until now. I was wondering what happened to him. Seems like last year showed his ceiling? Or did he have some other injury issues maybe?

No more kalling the Kopps in San Diego.

https://www.si.com/mlb/padres/onsi/san-diego-padres-news/padres-officially-release-7-players-from-organization-including-former-top-prospect

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

That sweeper is already a crime against humanity but imagine if he could learn to breathe through his eyelids.

https://x.com/pitchingninja/status/2051838685029568763?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

That dude is a fucking video game cheat code
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Show-Me Hog

I just saw something I don't remember ever seeing before at a skilled level of baseball. 2 Reds scored on one sac fly vs. the Cubs.

Elly de la Cruz flies out to the wall in right with the bases loaded. Cubs RF Suzuki catches the ball and slams into the wall, falling to the ground but immediately giving the ball up to the CF.

Of course man from 3rd tags and scores. But the runner at 2nd also tags, rounds third and heads on home. Beats the throw by a second or two.

I don't remember seeing that anyway. I assume he gets 2 RBI?