SEC Shorts is back

Started by buff2.0, Jun 21, 2023, 08:02 AM

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Guardrail

#20
Sep 04, 2023, 10:10 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 04, 2023, 08:03 AM
I love how they never fail to clown missouri.
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

HogOfWar

#21
Sep 04, 2023, 03:42 PM
Coach 30 has a good one on Davis's mom.

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Hogworth Ballington III

#22
Sep 04, 2023, 11:35 PM
Mitchell with a strong offering for week 2 1. You almost feel bad for the cocks.

buff2.0

#23
Sep 05, 2023, 11:35 AM
"Half-a-Harsin" was great, as was Aggy coming in with "Hey guys, I think I'm good again."
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Texzilla

#24
Sep 07, 2023, 09:37 AM
Everyone with strong game for week 1.

Too Big Pig

#25
Sep 07, 2023, 04:09 PM
Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 07, 2023, 09:37 AMEveryone with strong game for week 1.

Except Jermaine Johnson. His effort was half assed this week.

https://youtu.be/Hp0SgTwvFVc?si=NK7cL5GhPr895p8O

"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

HogOfWar

#26
Sep 07, 2023, 04:18 PM
Quote from: Too Big Pig on Sep 07, 2023, 04:09 PMExcept Jermaine Johnson. His effort was half assed this week.

https://youtu.be/Hp0SgTwvFVc?si=NK7cL5GhPr895p8O



He is not that good, so that is pretty normal.

Coach 30, on the other hand.

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

buff2.0

#27
Sep 11, 2023, 08:05 AM
THE RETURN OF HOPE

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

piglosopher

#28
Sep 11, 2023, 12:14 PM
Pretty good this week.

Death has a lot of potential as a new motif.

buff2.0

#29
Sep 11, 2023, 08:08 PM
Freakin solid effecting from Matt.  I started laughing right along with Auburn at the end.

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#30
Sep 18, 2023, 08:06 AM
Angry Hope is the best. Apparently we're not worth making fun of this week.

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Hogworth Ballington III

#31
Sep 18, 2023, 06:42 PM Last Edit: Sep 18, 2023, 06:45 PM by Hogworth Ballington III

Loving the methU hate this season. Almost makes the pain less excruciating. Almost.

Thin Red Swine

#32
Sep 19, 2023, 12:30 AM
Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Sep 18, 2023, 06:42 PM

Loving the methU hate this season. Almost makes the pain less excruciating. Almost.

Please don't muck up this thread with this imbecile.

rzrbkfan69

#33
Sep 19, 2023, 09:52 AM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 19, 2023, 12:30 AMPlease don't muck up this thread with this imbecile.

Yeah, that guy just isn't funny and is trying too hard.

Lurk

#34
Sep 19, 2023, 10:02 AM
Bullshit, Matt is funny as hell.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

HogOfWar

#35
Sep 19, 2023, 10:06 AM
Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on Sep 19, 2023, 09:52 AMYeah, that guy just isn't funny and is trying too hard.

He is better than the guy watching games through a Bama fan lense.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Guardrail

#36
Sep 19, 2023, 10:11 AM
Quote from: Lurk on Sep 19, 2023, 10:02 AMBullshit, Matt is funny as hell.
Ain't he from around here? I saw something he did where referenced something specific in Saline county, actually. Maybe I have him crossed up with someone else.
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

Lurk

#37
Sep 19, 2023, 10:13 AM Last Edit: Sep 19, 2023, 10:16 AM by Lurk
Quote from: Guardrail on Sep 19, 2023, 10:11 AMAin't he from around here? I saw something he did where referenced something specific in Saline county, actually. Maybe I have him crossed up with someone else.
No, he's full blown small town Alabama.

It's a Southern Thing is a great YouTube channel. He writes all the skits.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

BleedinRed

#38
Sep 19, 2023, 10:13 AM
Matt and the SEC Short guys all seems to be a part of the same comedy troupe.  There have been crossover with supporting cast.

rzrbkfan69

#39
Sep 19, 2023, 10:41 AM
Quote from: Lurk on Sep 19, 2023, 10:02 AMBullshit, Matt is funny as hell.

To each their own. I love the SEC Shorts though.
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