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Spiderham

#200
Jul 01, 2024, 08:28 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Jul 01, 2024, 08:04 PMAll they had to do was have the Arkansas guy give him the patch and then punch him or break a chair over his back or something
Yeah, put the patch on Oklahoma then just slug Texas and walk away saying "I really hate those guys".  
Not the feel good vibe they were going for I guess.
Oak Grove in the house.

buff2.0

#201
Jul 01, 2024, 08:54 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Jul 01, 2024, 08:04 PMAll they had to do was have the Arkansas guy give him the patch and then punch him or break a chair over his back or something

I would have been fine with sticking a shiv into his belly
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Spiderham

#202
Jul 01, 2024, 08:58 PM
Ok, this is pretty funny though.  Linked from a Texas friend.
https://x.com/kyleeosburn/status/1721313161322680507
Oak Grove in the house.

animal

#203
Jul 01, 2024, 09:32 PM
I half way expected him to put a upside down SEC logo on the Texas guy
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Hogworth Ballington III

#204
Jul 02, 2024, 11:29 AM


I know some don't like him, but he's saying what all of us are feeling at this point

Lurk

#205
Jul 02, 2024, 12:30 PM
Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Jul 02, 2024, 11:29 AM


I know some don't like him, but he's saying what all of us are feeling at this point
He's one of the funniest people out there.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Thin Red Swine

#206
Jul 02, 2024, 10:29 PM
Quote from: Lurk on Jul 02, 2024, 12:30 PMHe's one of the people out there.

Yep.

HogOfWar

#207
Jul 02, 2024, 11:49 PM
Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Jul 02, 2024, 11:29 AM


I know some don't like him, but he's saying what all of us are feeling at this point

Spot on
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

The Whyte Boar

#208
Jul 03, 2024, 08:56 AM
Quote from: Spiderham on Jul 01, 2024, 08:58 PMOk, this is pretty funny though.  Linked from a Texas friend.
https://x.com/kyleeosburn/status/1721313161322680507

Lol...I know exactly where that is.  It's at a little petting zoo at a truck stop just off I-35 about 45 minutes north of OKC.  We stopped there one time because my daughter wanted to stop.

buff2.0

#209
Jul 03, 2024, 09:04 AM
Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Jul 03, 2024, 08:56 AMLol...I know exactly where that is.  It's at a little petting zoo at a truck stop just off I-35 about 45 minutes north of OKC.  We stopped there one time because my daughter wanted to stop.

The place in Orlando I think with that weird pirate ship inside?  If nothing else, Oklahoma has some of the most random truck stop attractions anywhere.  Up there with New Mexico.

I miss it.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

The Whyte Boar

#210
Jul 03, 2024, 09:18 AM Last Edit: Jul 03, 2024, 09:26 AM by The Whyte Boar
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jul 03, 2024, 09:04 AMThe place in Orlando I think with that weird pirate ship inside?  If nothing else, Oklahoma has some of the most random truck stop attractions anywhere.  Up there with New Mexico.

I miss it.

I literally drove by it yesterday.  They have a bunch of goats, miniature horses, and donkeys too. 

You're right.  It does have the indoor pirate ship.  We didn't go inside the truck stop so I didn't catch that, but I just looked it up on Google earth and it says "Indoor Pirate Ship".  As you say, completely random for BFE Oklahoma. lol

egregious

#211
Jul 03, 2024, 09:40 AM
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g50443-d10642731-Reviews-Worlds_Largest_Horseshoe_Crab-Hillsboro_Ohio.html

totally random thread hijack

The largest horseshoe crab in the world is in Hillboro...OHIO.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

FNG

#212
Jul 03, 2024, 11:26 AM
Why waste your precious time with weird indoor pirates and Bevo the Eunuch when The World's Largest Ball of Twine awaits your wondering eyes just 4 short hours up the road in beautiful Cawker City, Kansas?

(Disclaimer: there is some controversy surrounding the legitimacy of the title but any claims arising from those squareheads in Minnesota and Wisconsin should rightfully be met with skepticism.)

Thin Red Swine

#213
Jul 03, 2024, 12:23 PM
Quote from: FNG on Jul 03, 2024, 11:26 AMWhy waste your precious time with weird indoor pirates and Bevo the Eunuch when The World's Largest Ball of Twine awaits your wondering eyes just 4 short hours up the road in beautiful Cawker City, Kansas?

(Disclaimer: there is some controversy surrounding the legitimacy of the title but any claims arising from those squareheads in Minnesota and Wisconsin should rightfully be met with skepticism.)

Thanks, Clark.

And don't forget that Aunt Edna is up on top of the truckster. 

Gambler

#214
Sep 01, 2024, 01:30 PM
This week should be good. Vandy will probably be wearing a crown. A&M and Florida won't end well.

Show-Me Hog

#215
Sep 02, 2024, 08:55 AM
Quote from: Gambler on Sep 01, 2024, 01:30 PMVandy will probably be wearing a crown.


Even better, pimp walking.  Have fun.

https://youtu.be/AgRJ1vNOVw8?si=yJZ3Gx-IrGGonFlM

buff2.0

#216
Sep 02, 2024, 09:05 AM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 02, 2024, 08:55 AMEven better, pimp walking.  Have fun.

https://youtu.be/AgRJ1vNOVw8?si=yJZ3Gx-IrGGonFlM

The South Carolina coping is great.  And, damn, they made a point to just ignore us on the awards. 

Also... Hannah is back.  :hungry:



Edit: Don't forget to watch with captions on.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Gambler

#217
Sep 02, 2024, 09:15 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 02, 2024, 09:05 AMThe South Carolina coping is great.  And, damn, they made a point to just ignore us on the awards. 

Also... Hannah is back.  :hungry:



Edit: Don't forget to watch with captions on.
We got hosed on the t shirt, too. They always remember to forget us. Great start to the season.

buff2.0

#218
Sep 09, 2024, 08:10 AM Last Edit: Sep 09, 2024, 08:13 AM by buff2.0
I forgot how excellent their hustlage is

And justice was also received for last week

https://x.com/SECShorts/status/1833128227537309823
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

vegashog

#219
Sep 09, 2024, 08:31 AM
"time of playoff chance death".

here's the youtube version with subtitles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejQ77InvJrQ

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