SEC Shorts is back

[The Whyte Boar]

I mean, we SHOULD beat Tennessee at night game at home.  It's nice and I expected them to beat the crap out of us, but my expectations for Arkansas are that no one is ever hugely surprised when we beat a good team a home.  That's the way it should be. 

[buff2.0]

Our game was a much bigger deal to us than it was to the rest of the country.

Vandy knocked out a Bama team that just beat Georgia. Vandy. On the magnitude of awesomeness we don't really come close to that.

[RPL]

I was a little disappointed in today's offering.  Guess I expected a little more play of our win.  But Vandy deserves its due.

Upstaged by Vandy.

[BleedinRed]

I thought it was great.  Regina at the end was a nice touch.  Vandy deserved 100% of the air time for this one.

[Show-Me Hog]

A worthy effort.

1. The dancing nurse
2. Hope
3. The Razorback blonde

[Texzilla]

This was a masterpiece especially with the captions.  Jeez get over the butthurt that we weren't the overriding theme.  We got plenty of props thru it.  No aggy love. 

The losers got plenty of derision.  Bama in a coffin with Hope prattling in about their shittiness.  Mizzou flatlined and ignored once king pimp Vandy showed up. 

It's amazing what these guys come up with each week in basically 36 hours to write, shoot, and produce each episode.  This was awesome.  Great tie-ins to so many previous themes with hospital, board room, goalposts, casket, cellar dwellers, Regina, etc.  massive production deserving of the magnitude of toppling the Bama dynasty by Vandy.  I wanted to go to Vanderbilt for school and I can't remember why I went to Rhodes instead. 

[Lurk]

Blonde helping carry our mythical goalpost may have just bumped Hope to third string.

The nurse dancing down the hallway really helped her cause to be #1.

[DirkPiggler]

The nurse dancing down the hallway really helped her cause to be #1.

I'm going to need to see more of the blonde before I bump the nurse out of first string.

[passed]

This was a masterpiece especially with the captions.  Jeez get over the butthurt that we weren't the overriding theme.  We got plenty of props thru it.  No aggy love. 

The losers got plenty of derision.  Bama in a coffin with Hope prattling in about their shittiness.  Mizzou flatlined and ignored once king pimp Vandy showed up. 

It's amazing what these guys come up with each week in basically 36 hours to write, shoot, and produce each episode.  This was awesome.  Great tie-ins to so many previous themes with hospital, board room, goalposts, casket, cellar dwellers, Regina, etc.  massive production deserving of the magnitude of toppling the Bama dynasty by Vandy.  I wanted to go to Vanderbilt for school and I can't remember why I went to Rhodes instead. 

This right here.  Besides, I'm pretty sure that only giving Arkansas a nod is a running gag.  Plus "upstaged by Vandy" while being upstaged in the short is kinda the point... Meta humor, if you will.

[Show-Me Hog]

Be sure to turn the closed captioning on, solid jokes hidden underneath this week.

Petrino finally helped a coach get OFF the hot seat.

[animal]

I realize our upset was definitely in second place on the day, but we barely got a mention.

That was the joke...

[vegashog]

Petrino finally helped a coach get OFF the hot seat.

best line of the short.

[Thin Red Swine]

I'm going to need to see more of the blonde before I bump the nurse out of first string.

I don't need to see more. She's attractive enough but is neither Hope nor the brunette.

Texas tired of carrying the conference. Ironically, these Shorts people don't have the history to know that's exactly how those pretentious pricks think. 

[The Whyte Boar]

Texas tired of carrying the conference. Ironically, these Shorts people don't have the history to know that's exactly how those pretentious pricks think. 

Uhh...I think that's the punchline.

[Lurk]

Uhh...I think that's the punchline.

Smh

[Texzilla]

Uhh...I think that's the punchline.

Exactly.  If you look on their boards they are so derisive of the SEC and everything about it. And they are unfortunately being validated this season with the team they have.  So that comment was a merciless poke at them.  They are astute and do their research and know all the gossip and shit with each teams fans.  They love making fun of Texas.  And the Aggies. 

The dancing nurse is #1 if you see her lovely backside in those scrubs.  Hope remains the 2 but she needs a couple of milkshakes and cheeseburgers.  The hog jersey blind is a 3 til we see more.  My outlier is fairy godmother but we've not seen her elsewhere yet.

[BleedinRed]

Texas will lose 3 of their last 7 games.  Maybe even a 4th with Vandy's resurgence.  

[HogOfWar]

Exactly.  If you look on their boards they are so derisive of the SEC and everything about it. And they are unfortunately being validated this season with the team they have.  So that comment was a merciless poke at them.  They are astute and do their research and know all the gossip and shit with each teams fans.  They love making fun of Texas.  And the Aggies. 

The dancing nurse is #1 if you see her lovely backside in those scrubs.  Hope remains the 2 but she needs a couple of milkshakes and cheeseburgers.  The hog jersey blind is a 3 til we see more.  My outlier is fairy godmother but we've not seen her elsewhere yet.

1. Hope.
2. Blonde
3. Dancing Nurse.
4. Fairy Godmother.

[BASS]

That was fantastic. Wonder how much those guys make off this show.

[Ray Zorback]

The dancing nurse is #1 if you see her lovely backside in those scrubs.  Hope remains the 2 but she needs a couple of milkshakes and cheeseburgers.  The hog jersey blonde is a 3 til we see more.  My outlier is fairy godmother but we've not seen her elsewhere yet.

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