SEC Shorts is back

[DirkPiggler]

1. Hope.
2. Blonde
3. Dancing Nurse.
4. Fairy Godmother.

1. Dancing nurse
2. Blonde
3. Hope
4. Fairy GM.

It's important to note that none of the four are culls.

[Hognrock]

Dancing nurse is sawdust

[joebobhog]

she nawty.

[Hognrock]

I'll need to strap a 2x4 to my ass to not fall in if Joebob has been threw it.

[Thin Red Swine]

Smh

Uhh...I think that's the punchline.

Judas. My point was they (the SEC Shorts writers, to be clear) don't really know how accurate that is.

They didn't experience Texas in the SWC days.

[jdcatty]

Judas. My point was they (the SEC Shorts writers, to be clear) don't really know how accurate that is.

They didn't experience Texas in the SWC days.

I think they do, and that is why they included it.

[Texzilla]

Judas. My point was they (the SEC Shorts writers, to be clear) don't really know how accurate that is.

They didn't experience Texas in the SWC days.

Oh, you mean back when Arkansas was a big swing in fuck to go with them.  No one remembers that either.  It's been that long.  They get it.  They are pretty accurate about our role too.

[HogOfWar]

1. Dancing nurse
2. Blonde
3. Hope
4. Fairy GM.

It's important to note that none of the four are culls.

Not a hundred percent sure, but the fairy god Mother's name maybe Mary Patterson Broome.

It looks like her in this video.

[Show-Me Hog]

Not a hundred percent sure, but the fairy god Mother's name maybe Mary Patterson Broome.

It looks like her in this video.

Oh, that's the one from the It's A Southern Thing videos, with the Jewish guy, who gained like a hunnert pounds during the life of that series? Which might still be going, I don't know.

[HogOfWar]

Oh, that's the one from the It's A Southern Thing videos, with the Jewish guy, who gained like a hunnert pounds during the life of that series? Which might still be going, I don't know.

Yes. This is a newer one. Pretty funny. They do some with Matt Mitchell.

[buff2.0]

This chick can strap me in the chair any time she wants

Strap in.  Strap on.  Either/or.

[DirkPiggler]

This chick can strap me in the chair any time she wants

Strap in.  Strap on.  Either/or.

If that is her real accent we have a new number one.

[HogOfWar]

If that is her real accent we have a new number one.

They need a SEC Shorts calendar for 2025.

[Vito Porkleone]

Daddy want...

[Show-Me Hog]

If that is her real accent we have a new number one.

With a fucking bullet. The dimples.

[DirkPiggler]

Same girl?

https://www.tiktok.com/@lrnsscndlife?lang=en

[HogOfWar]

Same girl?

https://www.tiktok.com/@lrnsscndlife?lang=en

Possibly

https://www.instagram.com/lauren.cantrell?igsh=dHk4aWtleG0xOWhj

[Show-Me Hog]

Same girl?

https://www.tiktok.com/@lrnsscndlife?lang=en

Looks like it.

One of the guys must have spotted her and thought it was time to bring new "talent" on board.

[buff2.0]

Good sleuthing.  That's gotta be her.

[piglosopher]

Same girl?

https://www.tiktok.com/@lrnsscndlife?lang=en

How'd you find her?

...for researching purposes