SEC Shorts is back

Started by buff2.0, Jun 21, 2023, 08:02 AM

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passed

Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 12, 2025, 07:53 AMhttps://youtu.be/xqqwLyB6CNw?si=DsD3aTwCGPD2XsZg

A surprise midweek.  One of the best this season.  We have a big role.

I think they read WooPig...

RPL

So we are relevant again?!

Yay, us!

HogOfWar

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 12, 2025, 08:14 AM"We are just trying to make the Liberty Bowl. We are not the same!"

 :rofl:  Pegged us.

Yes Sirrrrrrrr!
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Third_down_draw


buff2.0

Battered Aggie Syndrome does it rough

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Too Big Pig

Seen better episodes, but at least we are irrelevant and not mentioned for another loss.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

Show-Me Hog

Not funny, but cool.

We want to take a moment to celebrate our very own Chelsi Davis. Two months ago, she was notified that she was a bone marrow match for a patient in the United States fighting Acute Myeloid Leukemia. Chelsi has been on the NMDP (formerly Be The Match) registry since 2017, when she signed up in memory of her grandmother, who passed away from leukemia in her 40s. Her grandmother wasn't able to find a matching donor, so when Chelsi learned she could help someone else, she didn't hesitate for a second.

Last week, she flew to Houston, where she donated stem cells from her blood over the course of two straight days. Those stem cells were immediately shipped to the patient's hospital, where they're now providing life-giving support in that patient's fight against cancer.

Chelsi didn't do any of this for praise or attention. In fact, the only reason she's allowing us to share her story is the hope that it might encourage someone else to join the registry.

If you're between the ages of 18–35 and want to sign up, you could be like Chelsi and help save someone's life. Just follow the link below:
my.nmdp.org

Chelsi, you are truly a hero.

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buff2.0

All that and still had time to emotionally abuse Texas A&M.  Now I love her even more.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."


Show-Me Hog


Thin Red Swine

Just in time for Christmas, official merch.

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxIAKk1KdEG5Hawctnn_wK5A2Hx5RGjndB?si=-H9y6KUl4dSocYWr

Yes, there is Hope, and a striking resemblance I might add.

buff2.0

They remembered us. Barely.

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Texzilla

Quote from: buff2.0 on Dec 01, 2025, 08:10 AMThey remembered us. Barely.


Another postHerbstreit bit.  They skewer every evil of the weekend: Laine, lsu, espn, sexton

passed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Dec 01, 2025, 08:10 AMThey remembered us. Barely.


Pretty sure that was part of the joke.  I thought it was pretty good.

Texzilla

Quote from: passed on Dec 01, 2025, 08:21 AMPretty sure that was part of the joke.  I thought it was pretty good.

Yep. The tiny Stoops bit was funny, and one they've used before. 

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."


BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Texzilla

This fake dog story is fucking with the Laine narrative bigtime.  Also his story about being nearly run off the road by ole Miss fans like he was in Twisted Metal has been refuted by the head of the Mississippi Highway patrol which provided a multi car escort to the airport.  He's got the video but he says it was 100% non eventful. 

Yep.  He signed a contract without even knowing what the pay was.  Maybe Jimmy sexton has been stealing from him like the colonel fucked Elvis.  And the players and coaches are totally refuting his story about them voting for him to keep coaching thru the playoffs, and his coaches are calling bullshit. 

I hope that karma strikes again and he gets fired on the tarmac again, but sucking a shitpile of money from lsu. 

buff2.0

Wild that they keep a whole train in the prop closet

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."