SEC Shorts is back

Started by buff2.0, Jun 21, 2023, 08:02 AM

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Vito Porkleone

That was pretty good.

jdcatty

Quote from: HogOfWar on Aug 24, 2026, 09:30 AMSo it begins.


This is funny, for sure. At least it makes it clear absolutely no one knows who will be playing for their team this year.  Not just us.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

HogOfWar

Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 24, 2026, 10:06 AMThis is funny, for sure. At least it makes it clear absolutely no one knows who will be playing for their team this year.  Not just us.

I like the jokes on Alabama and Auburn not knowing their players transfered.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

The Whyte Boar

That is so accurate. lol

buff2.0

I hope the Daniels suing everybody jokes continue all season.  GameDay should just announce they're not doing a Week 5 show for fear of a lawsuit.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."


jdcatty

Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

BleedinRed

Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 31, 2026, 10:58 AMGood, but I thought surely there would be a couple of shots at Kiffin.
I think the entire video is a shot at Kiffin.

HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

jdcatty

Quote from: BleedinRed on Aug 31, 2026, 11:04 AMI think the entire video is a shot at Kiffin.

Indirectly, yes.  I was just expecting something more direct.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Too Big Pig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaKpcIeSSG4

The Arkansas bit is spot on on our expected improvement.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

HogOfWar

Week 1. Pretty funny.

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

animal

Tens of people is accurate
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

BASS

Quote from: animal on Sep 07, 2026, 04:25 PMTens of people is accurate

101 in those stands? No thank you. It was a shit opponent and shit weather. And as we feared, shit product.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Thin Red Swine

I think they need to come up with a storyline to inject Hope into our program.

animal

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 07, 2026, 07:38 PMI think they need to come up with a storyline to inject Hope into our program.
They'll just do like the anti-Hope character and call her Nope. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: animal on Sep 07, 2026, 07:39 PMThey'll just do like the anti-Hope character and call her Nope.


That's actually really good. And fitting.

Work up a whole catfish angle.

animal

Hope's evil hot twin sister Nope who comes to grant 3 wishes as long as it's catfish, tears, and utter disappoint. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it