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Started by animal, Mar 09, 2023, 04:43 PM

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Texzilla

So Lamar is a frustrating dumbass because he lets his crazy mother handle his negotiations who has no clue what she is doing.

The story coming out is that in the last sit down she asked the Ravens folks the meaning of certain clauses.  It was explained that they were "standard elements" of all NFL contracts.  Mom blew up because they were giving her exceptional son mere "standard" contract words.  She stormed out and blew up the process, hence the non-exclusive franchise tag and the Ravens hoping someone picks him up.

Lamar has left millions on the table with his stupidity.  He has no endorsement deals because he doesn't have an agent getting him elocution and fashion lessons. 

He's about to learn the hard lessons of a running QB in the nfl that has problem legs. 

Texzilla

So nfl will now allow Zero.  I think it's stupid to choose that number.  Maybe Dak can change to represent the number of Super Bowls he'll play in.

Son of Spam

Maybe they mean this guy.
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animal

Quote from: Texzilla on Mar 30, 2023, 09:41 AMSo nfl will now allow Zero.  I think it's stupid to choose that number.  Maybe Dak can change to represent the number of Super Bowls he'll play in.
Who gives a shit, let there be a double zero and a single zero and a absolute zero for good measure.
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Texzilla

Micah is likely dropping out of the zero race as he would have to buy all the inventory out there.  And as the most popular Jersey out there he'd have an 11 jersey for the entire population of Nigeria, Lesotho, Uganda, Upper Volta, and Namibia.

BASS

Hurts got paid.  5 year $255mm extension.

These type of contracts usually don't bode well for the organization.  The Ravens aren't wrong for their stance on Lamar.
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Texzilla

What bodes bad here for Lamar is that Hurts signed that deal for $255m with $179 guaranteed.  He keeps holding to a fully guaranteed contract like Watson got from numbskull Jimmy Haslam. 

Ravens offered him $200m guaranteed on a $250m contract and he walked.  Dumbass.  At this point I hope he holds out and makes zero.  Such a dumbass. 

Texzilla

Now that we know more on Jalen he is getting $110 mill fully guaranteed, with some later guarantees kicking in to take it to $179mill. 

Lamar turned down a $133m full guarantee that would escalate to $175mill.  How fucking stupid. 

animal

Quote from: Texzilla on Apr 18, 2023, 04:50 PMNow that we know more on Jalen he is getting $110 mill fully guaranteed, with some later guarantees kicking in to take it to $179mill. 

Lamar turned down a $133m full guarantee that would escalate to $175mill.  How fucking stupid. 
You seem fixated on what a NFL quarterback does with his money.
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Texzilla

Packers trade Rodgers to Jets for essentially a 2nd this year, and maybe a 2nd next year.  Says he's going to wear 8 not 12. 

Texzilla

Now the deal is a bit different.  Packers get 2nd this year and the 2 next year escalates to a 1 if AR plays 65% this year.  If the cap allocation shifts all to jets they fucked themselves.  They could have negotiated with the ravens on a trade for Jackson if that moron had an agent and spent maybe the same.  Or save big money and trade for Tannehill and Derrick Henry for not much.

Texzilla

Watching all these draft shows it seems like the majority of SEC players highlights are great plays against the Hogs.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Texzilla on Apr 26, 2023, 05:35 PMWatching all these draft shows it seems like the majority of SEC players highlights are great plays against the Hogs.
They ALWAYS are. No matter what team it is. I mention it to my wife nearly every time it happens. But, they never show any of our great plays against anyone.
Well, shit...

animal

It's because we are an A list school fellers. By that I mean Arkansas starts with an A in the alphabet and therefor I'm figuring their highlight cut-ups start with the A's and these lazy fucks just go for that shit. Also they hate Arkansas and send fruit baskets to our favorite terrible SEC officials.

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animal

Zach Wilson said he's going to push for the starting role in camp. That cocky kid...Aaron Rogers should just roll up in there and stink hole his momma.


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buff2.0

The whole world knows that Aaron Rodgers went to the Jets as the next starter.  Any team other than the Chiefs would have brought him in to start.  He's there because Wilson was unwashed ass. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

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DrMongoose

1. what's the kid supposed to say?
2. Aaron Rodgers has done what the last 2 years and yet that's still an upgrade for the Jets says a lot.
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Lifetime Packers fan (me) says so long, Aaron Rodgers, thanks for the Super Bowl win.

I will argue with anyone that he had the most talent of any QB ever, and even though the Packers' front office never really supported him, he could have won more. 

Lets be honest...he choked more than once in the playoffs, eh? 

Problem is, Jordan Love isn't the answer.
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animal

The Jets thing just doesn't seem like his style at all but maybe he makes it work for him. They have a great defense and only lacked in scoring last season. You add Rodgers to the mix and that's probably worth a consistent 10 point swing. That being said it's still going to come down to in the playoffs Rodgers isn't one of those guys that's going to sell out for a win. He's not going to John Elway helicopter his way to a win. He's just not that guy. He's Jay Cutler with a better publicist and having played for a better organization over the course of his career.


If I'm Seattle or LA Rams I'd sneak in somewhere and pick Hendon Hooker...let him sit for a year to heal up. If it weren't for the knee he'd be in that top 5 conversation.

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PigsInSpace

Quote from: DrMongoose on Apr 26, 2023, 11:01 PM1. what's the kid supposed to say?
2. Aaron Rodgers has done what the last 2 years and yet that's still an upgrade for the Jets says a lot.


Uh, he won back to back MVPs and also played last season with a broken thumb, on his throwing hand, from week five.