The Razorback Softball Thread

Started by buff2.0, Nov 08, 2023, 07:57 PM

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BleedinRed

#1080
May 28, 2026, 08:13 PM
Apparently Nebraska is the more awesome team in tonight's matchup.  

buff2.0

#1081
May 28, 2026, 08:18 PM
Damn, Jordy packed a whole cake
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

#1082
May 28, 2026, 08:21 PM
WTF was that promo video?  They were grinding each other and one girl was messaging the others ass and it was professional.

DrMongoose

#1083
May 28, 2026, 08:21 PM
836 cst first pitch.

I expect a strong letter from hunter since the loser plays tomorrow.

there is a history before Diefel and I'm glad those players are recognized. We were a dropped pop up (I know) from winning the SEC Tournament in 1999 vs LSU

interesting fact: Jeff Long's 2 best hires - Colby Hale and Courtney Diefel never had a introductory press conference just a news release.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

buff2.0

#1084
May 28, 2026, 08:32 PM
That skyline makes me miss OKC
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#1085
May 28, 2026, 08:40 PM
Someone look at Jordy and then tell me why we don't wear pinstripe pants
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

#1086
May 28, 2026, 08:41 PM
RickB sighting.  

Thin Red Swine

#1087
May 28, 2026, 08:45 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on May 28, 2026, 08:21 PMWTF was that promo video?  They were grinding each other and one girl was messaging the others ass and it was professional.

Instant messaging?

Messenger pigeoning?

DrMongoose

#1088
May 28, 2026, 08:46 PM
Their first baseman moves her lead foot into the running lane when catching a throw, that is a recipe for obstruction on a close play.

Too bad we could not take advantage of Jordy's shaky start.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

BleedinRed

#1089
May 28, 2026, 08:48 PM
It's early but I already hate these announcers.  So excited at everything Nebraska.  

DirkPiggler

#1090
May 28, 2026, 08:53 PM
Do we have a Sit Down, Dick emoji we can use for strikeouts?
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Thin Red Swine

#1091
May 28, 2026, 08:54 PM
You might like Jordy's striped ass but you'll hate her by the end of the night.

Show-Me Hog

#1092
May 28, 2026, 08:57 PM
A "flex" player who plays in the field but doesn't bat? You learn something new every day.

buff2.0

#1093
May 28, 2026, 08:57 PM
But it'll still be a nicely shaped striped ass
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

#1094
May 28, 2026, 08:57 PM
Davison could play for the baseball team. Watch two down the middle then swing at her shoelaces.

buff2.0

#1095
May 28, 2026, 08:58 PM
That's why she's my favorite on this team
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

#1096
May 28, 2026, 08:58 PM
KAILEY WYCKOFF SAYS FUCK YO COUCH MIKE ROZIER!!

DrMongoose

#1097
May 28, 2026, 08:59 PM
Boom! 🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Hogfan58

#1098
May 28, 2026, 09:00 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 28, 2026, 08:54 PMYou might like Jordy's striped ass but you'll hate her by the end of the night.

I already do
I need help and I know it.

Thin Red Swine

#1099
May 28, 2026, 09:00 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on May 28, 2026, 08:57 PMBut it'll still be a nicely shaped striped ass

Oh, it's an onion. No doubt.
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