The Razorback Softball Thread

Started by buff2.0, Nov 08, 2023, 07:57 PM

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buff2.0

#280
May 07, 2025, 12:48 PM
And, holy hell Bri Ellis already making a highlight catch at first base for the double.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Cornhogio

#281
May 07, 2025, 12:50 PM
Bri - 3 putouts in the first, including an unassisted double play, crawling to first base.  Solid.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

buff2.0

#282
May 07, 2025, 01:44 PM
Bottom 4th and Ellis is getting walked again.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Gambler

#283
May 07, 2025, 01:48 PM
Still waiting for our first hit going to the 5th.

buff2.0

#284
May 07, 2025, 02:02 PM
Courtney Day says she'll do it herself.  Solo HR to tie it 1-1 on the bottom 5th.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#285
May 07, 2025, 02:45 PM
Edit: Bases loaded, with one out and Bri at the plate.  She's going to get to bat this time.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#286
May 07, 2025, 02:46 PM
Bri swung the bat one time today.  Grand slam in the bottom of the 7th. 

5-1.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

#287
May 07, 2025, 02:47 PM
Grand salami for the win!
Well, shit...

Sus-Scrofa

#288
May 07, 2025, 02:47 PM
Hell of a way to win!

Gambler

#289
May 07, 2025, 02:47 PM
Walkoff grand slam!!!!

Son of Spam

#290
May 07, 2025, 02:51 PM
It must have been a horrible thought for Georgia to know you HAD to pitch to her in that situation.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

#291
May 07, 2025, 02:57 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on May 07, 2025, 02:51 PMIt must have been a horrible thought for Georgia to know you HAD to pitch to her in that situation.

Honestly I wouldn't have blamed that pitcher for faking some arm pain or something to get out of there.

https://x.com/RazorbackSB/status/1920204645269397607
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Cornhogio

#292
May 07, 2025, 03:01 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on May 07, 2025, 02:57 PMHonestly I wouldn't have blamed that pitcher for faking some arm pain or something to get out of there.

https://x.com/RazorbackSB/status/1920204645269397607

"Her first swing is as grand as it gets!"  Nice call.  I bet he had that one teed up for a while.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

BleedinRed

#293
May 07, 2025, 03:03 PM
Wish I had been able to watch live.  She crushed that ball.

Barton Fink

#294
May 07, 2025, 03:16 PM
Need Ellis as a PH for the boys.

Show-Me Hog

#295
May 07, 2025, 03:54 PM
I have zero interest in college softball but that was pretty cool.

DirkPiggler

#296
May 07, 2025, 04:15 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on May 07, 2025, 03:16 PMNeed Ellis as a PH for the boys.

Hell let her play first base. 

I think Ellis at first and Kozeal at 2nd would work.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

obijuana

#297
May 07, 2025, 06:42 PM
It amazes me how fast those girls can get a pitch to the plate. Even more amazing someone being able to put a bat on it.
I'm sorry Elvis......for all of it.

DirkPiggler

#298
May 07, 2025, 07:22 PM
I don't want to get too far ahead of ourselves here, but it might be a good idea to work on a procreation plan involving Bri and Wehiwa so that our kids and grandkids will have a Golden Spikes winner to watch in around 2047 or so. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

BleedinRed

#299
May 07, 2025, 07:24 PM
Quote from: DirkPiggler on May 07, 2025, 07:22 PMI don't want to get too far ahead of ourselves here, but it might be a good idea to work on a procreation plan involving Bri and Wehiwa so that our kids and grandkids will have a Golden Spikes winner to watch in around 2047 or so. 
That was funny.  Thanks for the laugh.  

Seriously though, great idea.  
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