The Razorback Softball Thread

Started by buff2.0, Nov 08, 2023, 07:57 PM

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Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 07, 2025, 02:57 PMHonestly I wouldn't have blamed that pitcher for faking some arm pain or something to get out of there.

https://x.com/RazorbackSB/status/1920204645269397607

Jeebus. Do they measure exit velocity in softball?

Gambler

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 07, 2025, 08:38 PMJeebus. Do they measure exit velocity in softball?
This velocity was violent.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Playing Tennessee in 30 minutes
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

I like watching this chick from Tennessee pitch
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Cornhogio

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 08, 2025, 12:43 PMI like watching this chick from Tennessee pitch

Those pinstripes are mesmerizing. 
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

buff2.0

Perfect throw from Miller to pick off the steal.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Not a homer but Bri's second at-bat brings a double that puts Kramer on 3rd.  Top 4th with no outs and runners on 2nd and 3rd.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

Wow.  Tennessee just shit the bed right there on that pickle play.  

BleedinRed

Think Bri about died going into home.  Oxygen levels went to zero.

Son of Spam

Quote from: BleedinRed on May 08, 2025, 01:31 PMThink Bri about died going into home.  Oxygen levels went to zero.
That was a screwed up slide.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

Ellis with he awkward slide of the year.  Tennessee tries to throw out the runner going home instead of taking the out at first, chases Kramer back and then overthrows third base, letting sending Kramer and Ellis both going home.

2-0 us, and thankfully Ellis is still healthy.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

Would have been nice to push the runner at third home.

buff2.0

Crazy stat.  Tennessee has lost 4 games this year with Pitcher Hottie out there giving up 0 ER. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

What a catch at the wall!  Huge.

buff2.0

Johnson with the play that might have saved us from a tie game.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed


BleedinRed


buff2.0

Haha another pitcher pitches a great game, and gets her heart ripped out by a grand slam.  This time it's Kramer. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed