The BMFP IS in the Room Part II

Started by Pig Benis, Nov 28, 2023, 01:50 PM

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buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

The Reverend SnoopHogg

My dick cannot possibly take any more beatings, but it may anyway.

animal

All these morons on Finebaum saying Bobby didn't want a mobile QB...dumbasses. Also the faggot that called before that saying Bobby isn't a moral guy or some shit. Whatever. who gives a fuck about that. Win. That's the only moral I care about.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

The Whyte Boar

You know, I know, and everyone knows that Sam Pittman knows Petrino is smarter than he is and knows more about offense than he does.  I think that means Sam will get out of his way, let him do his thing, and lean on his knowledge.  I really can't think of anyone better suited to tighten up this clusterfuck ip there than BMFP.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DRYANKNPULL

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 28, 2023, 03:40 PMyep. it could end up being closure for both sam and petrino.

You've spent the past 11 years preaching how this could not happen.

buff2.0

Quote from: animal on Nov 28, 2023, 05:29 PMAll these morons on Finebaum saying Bobby didn't want a mobile QB...dumbasses. Also the faggot that called before that saying Bobby isn't a moral guy or some shit. Whatever. who gives a fuck about that. Win. That's the only moral I care about.

They never heard of Lamar Jackson?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Nov 28, 2023, 04:10 PMHave BMFP ride out on the Court on a Harley at halftime. 

to back in black blasting over the speakers, decked out in all black gear.

Maybe he can punch a Jeff long cutout at midcourt.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Show-Me Hog

I have already seen the requisite lazy article collecting tweets badmouthing Arkansas and this hire.

My favorite said this "reeks of desperation."

You're goddam right.  Have you seen the last 10 years? The 2023 performances?  We're as desperate as an incel at a strip club, and morals are about as important at this point.

vegashog

Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Nov 28, 2023, 05:35 PMYou've spent the past 11 years preaching how this could not happen.
i was wrong. thanks for keeping up with my posting.

aaron

Quote from: animal on Nov 28, 2023, 05:29 PMAll these morons on Finebaum saying Bobby didn't want a mobile QB...dumbasses. Also the faggot that called before that saying Bobby isn't a moral guy or some shit. Whatever. who gives a fuck about that. Win. That's the only moral I care about.

Yeah, I heard all that. I cringe every time that Arkansas fan from Tulsa gets on.

animal

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 28, 2023, 05:35 PMThey never heard of Lamar Jackson?
Some guy got on there and said he never wanted Lamar Jackson and that Jackson was all set to transfer to LSU but ended up staying put despite Petrino. The caller was clearly a LSU fag and made statements saying that Jackson didn't fit the Petrino offense and he never wanted a mobile QB. None of that was true. He recruited that big guy that later transferred to NC State that was a mobile qb who would have likely played over Brandon Allen had Petrino remained as HC.

The deal with Petrino historically he's won with different kinds of QBs and changed his offense to suit his talent. Lamar Jackson in college was certainly not a skilled passing QB. He got better but mainly he was another Matt Jones type guy that made video game moves that no coach could ever design for. Petrino harnessed that and made him into a NFL caliber passer. He followed that up by attempting to do it again with the Cunningham kid and it failed badly thus why his run at Louisville flamed out in spectacular fashion.

Before anyone yammers on about it. Does it really matter if he flames out at Arkansas in a few years if it means we win some fucking games in the mean time? Chances are it's going to be a deal where we've seen this movie. When things go bad they fucking go bad at Arkansas regardless who the coach is or talent on the field and that's gotten worse with NIL/Portal. Guys can punk out and hop in the portal now and end up in better financial shape.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

aaron

Love to see what Bobby can do with KJ.

buff2.0

Quote from: animal on Nov 28, 2023, 05:43 PMSome guy got on there and said he never wanted Lamar Jackson and that Jackson was all set to transfer to LSU but ended up staying put despite Petrino. The caller was clearly a LSU fag and made statements saying that Jackson didn't fit the Petrino offense and he never wanted a mobile QB. None of that was true. He recruited that big guy that later transferred to NC State that was a mobile qb who would have likely played over Brandon Allen had Petrino remained as HC.

The deal with Petrino historically he's won with different kinds of QBs and changed his offense to suit his talent. Lamar Jackson in college was certainly not a skilled passing QB. He got better but mainly he was another Matt Jones type guy that made video game moves that no coach could ever design for. Petrino harnessed that and made him into a NFL caliber passer. He followed that up by attempting to do it again with the Cunningham kid and it failed badly thus why his run at Louisville flamed out in spectacular fashion.

Before anyone yammers on about it. Does it really matter if he flames out at Arkansas in a few years if it means we win some fucking games in the mean time? Chances are it's going to be a deal where we've seen this movie. When things go bad they fucking go bad at Arkansas regardless who the coach is or talent on the field and that's gotten worse with NIL/Portal. Guys can punk out and hop in the portal now and end up in better financial shape.


The other response to anyone complaining that he doesn't want a mobile QB... Ryan Mallett.  That dude was the opposite of mobile but he could still avoid sacks and pressure in the pocket.  If the coach can build the offense around him then it doesn't matter how fast the QB is. 

And also, pistol formation.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 28, 2023, 05:38 PMI have already seen the requisite lazy article collecting tweets badmouthing Arkansas and this hire.

My favorite said this "reeks of desperation."

You're goddam right.  Have you seen the last 10 years? The 2023 performances?  We're as desperate as an incel at a strip club, and morals are about as important at this point.

Desperate?

Worse?!  How could things get any worse?! Take a look around you, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell!
           

Cornhogio

If this turns out to be real, I don't see how it favors KJ. 
Never squat with your spurs on!

Cornhogio

Quote from: aaron on Nov 28, 2023, 05:44 PMLove to see what Bobby can do with KJ.

Hopefully help him navigate the portal paperwork.
Never squat with your spurs on!

vegashog


buff2.0

Criswell, on the other hand...

I just hope he has free rein to come in and clean house on the offensive side of the ball.  If he knows a better position coach, he needs to be able to bring them in.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."