The BMFP IS in the Room Part II

Started by Pig Benis, Nov 28, 2023, 01:50 PM

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Pig Benis

The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

The Whyte Boar

Awwwwwww hell yeah!!  That might do it if true.

piglosopher


buff2.0

Beat me to posting it lol.  Would be hilarious if there is a loophole to hiring him after all of the state's media swearing that it was impossible.  Petrino has been trending on my Twitter feed just because of Ferret Top shitting on him.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogOfWar

Quote from: piglosopher on Nov 28, 2023, 01:53 PMI call bullshit


Maybe they hope Petrino will punch Sam for bad calls. I know we wished he did that to Jimbo.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

bigpig

Quote from: Pig Benis on Nov 28, 2023, 01:50 PMhttps://x.com/petethamel/status/1729587776390135876

I refuse to believe this. Nope.

No way.

He'd need approval from the Chancellor to be hired after being previously fired for cause, but even then I refuse to believe this is actually a possibility.

I can't believe Sam would do it, especially since everyone would be begging for him to be fired to Bobby could get the reins back again. What a toxic situation that would be. It'd made the 2006 season look like church camp.
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Pighair

I'm not sure ole jukebox could handle that

bigpig

This feels like a smoke screen while the real (decidedly underwhelming) hire is finalized.
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jdcatty

I have no idea if it is true, but it's sure getting lots of clicks on X
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 28, 2023, 02:02 PMBeat me to posting it lol.  Would be hilarious if there is a loophole to hiring him after all of the state's media swearing that it was impossible.  Petrino has been trending on my Twitter feed just because of Ferret Top shitting on him.

THINK OF THE LAWSUITS!  WE MAY NEVER RECOVER!

Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Third_down_draw


Ray Zorback

irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

DirkPiggler

Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

jdcatty

My mother will be 99 in January.  She will celebrate if Bobby Petrino is rehired.  She has never (regularly) cussed, drank, or smoked, but said one time she didn't give a damn who he slept with.  And she meant it.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

bigpig

Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 28, 2023, 02:21 PMMy mother will be 99 in January.  She will celebrate if Bobby Petrino is rehired.  She has never (regularly) cussed, drank, or smoked, but said one time she didn't give a damn who he slept with.  And she meant it.

so say we all
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mde114

Suddenly I'm interested in joining Arkansas Edge.

Trigger7672

If you want to make sure season ticket sales don't fall off a cliff and you want a portion of the fanbase back on Pittman's side then Petrino is the move.

vegashog

if this is true, someone needs to make sure pittman gets a busy signal when he tries to call up to the press box.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 28, 2023, 02:32 PMif this is true, someone needs to make sure pittman gets a busy signal when he tries to call up to the press box.

Just give Sam the old broken headset they used to let Danny Nutt wear on the sidelines. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

bigpig

Bobby's problem was always putting a staff together. No one wanted to work with him. Supposedly he's mellowed out a bunch, but either way, he'd need a good OL coach. I doubt Chris Klenakis is even coaching anymore.
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