The BMFP IS in the Room Part II

Started by Pig Benis, Nov 28, 2023, 01:50 PM

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Pighair

I'm told he's going to ride onto the court on a Harley at halftime of the basketball game as they announce his return. Keep this here.

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 28, 2023, 03:57 PMI am still very skeptical about whether this is true, but if it isn't, there are going to be a hell of a lot of people issuing retractions. 

It's probably the one thing Yurachek could do to get the fanbase back immediately, so I will give him credit for that.  If true.

Yeah, a bunch of people about to cancel season tickets just said "wait a minute..."

Barton Fink

We're gonna feel like shit when they trot out Paul Petrino.

jdcatty

Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

jdcatty

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 28, 2023, 04:07 PMWe're gonna feel like shit when they trot out Paul Petrino.

there would be an insurrection-- a real one...
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Spiderham

Bill is a funny dude.
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Oak Grove in the house.

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Trigger7672 on Nov 28, 2023, 03:56 PMHow would that upstage the basketball game?

Have BMFP ride out on the Court on a Harley at halftime.  

vegashog

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 28, 2023, 03:58 PMSome of y'all better 'pologize to the AD
no shit. and a little nod to pittman.

when they met at the end of the game last year, that "give me a call" (at least that's what the lip readers said) comment obviously had some meaning.

Spiderham

Tera Talmadge closed the deal according to inside sources.  :))
Tera >>>>> Jessica
Oak Grove in the house.

Trigger7672

Let's be real this probably won't end well but at least things got way more interesting.

CardHog

He didn't get his buyout last time so he's coming back to get it.

buff2.0

Now imagine if Sam's answer to Biddy after the game had been more along the lines of, "Momentum?  Yeah, look, we've been working for the past week on bringing in a new offensive coordinator that is going to make y'all piss yourselves.  When the paper people get that finalized the announcement is going to make more waves in the SEC than me doing a cannonball off my dock."
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Trigger7672

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buff2.0

Quote from: Spiderham on Nov 28, 2023, 04:12 PMTera Talmadge closed the deal according to inside sources.  :))
Tera >>>>> Jessica

Lucky bastard probably just wanted to see her dressed as Princess Leia from Jabba the Hutt's palace.

"Wait, no buyout?"
"Nope."
"Just Tera in a late-season Halloween costume?"
"Yep."
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HughJasole

The administration looked at the program, saw where it was likely headed (worse than Chad Morris territory), and made a move that would at the minimum sell tickets and put butts in seats next year.

Show-Me Hog

This would definitely be a "go big or go home" move.

vegashog

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 28, 2023, 04:25 PMThis would definitely be a "go big or go home" move.
yep.

could help put out the fire or throw a gasoline can on it.

Spiderham

Ballsy move by Hunter Yuracheck. 
Announces new NIL deal followed by bringing BMFP back

"How's my ass taste Woopig?"
- Hunter Y
Oak Grove in the house.

RazorB

Quote from: HughJasole on Nov 28, 2023, 04:24 PMThe administration looked at the program, saw where it was likely headed (worse than Chad Morris territory), and made a move that would at the minimum sell tickets and put butts in seats next year.

Truth. And it is very surprising to see. They have a pulse.

Spiderham

Oak Grove in the house.