Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

[Guardrail]

All you young dads enjoy it! All you older dads, ain't it nice to not have to put crap together all night?!

[animal]

We had Christmas dinner around noon today so family can escape to their homes 3hrs away. I'm glad the all left because I had to take a mad shit and didn't want to blow up the house with everybody here. Don't know about that charcuterie thingy someone brought...

[buff2.0]

Sounds like you ate a plate of my freshwater sushi

[mr.zorak]

I'm working tomorrow.

[Son of Spam]

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[Hogworth Ballington III]

My family and I were at a luau on Kona Tuesday and my oldest and I had the poke. Tasted amazing. 12 hours later, Kamehameha was having his revenge as my son and I were becoming intimately acquainted with the toilets in our timeshare. Just had my first non-explosive bowel movement last night.

[buff2.0]

I had some poke in Seattle one night at 1:00 in the morning, a few hours before I got on a plane. I was quite uncomfortable by the time we landed in OKC.

[DRYANKNPULL]

I've traded putting stuff together for kids with building shelves and storage in my shop. I'm leaving no doubt that it's all homemade.

[BASS]

Merry fucking Christmas you degenerate assholes

[The Reverend SnoopHogg]

I'm working tomorrow.

God bless you for that.

Y'all don't get thanked enough.

[HogOfWar]

Merry Christmas, Lady and Gents.

Almost done prepping for tomorrow. Been a good day.

[Corn Pop]

Merry Christmas 'errbody. Anybody cooking anything? Mrs. Corn Pop is currently knee deep in preparing a batch of chicken vesuvio and I must say the kitchen smells heavenly.

[Son of Spam]

Going to one of our daughter's houses tomorrow for Christmas lunch/dinner and seeing what the grands got. Then, we are having our Christmas on January 6th because we have so many firemen and nurses in the family and that is when we can all get together.

[Son of Spam]

https://youtu.be/qTx-sdR6Yzk

[Pumpkin Escobar]

Feliz Navidad, degenerados. 

RIP Shane. I know you and Kirsty will be singing this at the endless Gig in the Sky.

[BleedinRed]

Marry Christmas Assholes. 

1951's A Christmas Carol staring Alastair Sim is the best of the Christmas Carols. 

[Corn Pop]

https://youtu.be/qTx-sdR6Yzk

That's gold, Jerry.

[buff2.0]

Die Hard is a Christmas movie

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[HOGSRUNWILD]

Since I missed Thanksgiving, I'm quite excited about the feast today.

Crusted Tenderloin, ham, Scallops,  scalloped potatoes, green beans, coleslaw, Brazilian cheese puffs, mac n cheese and some type of cake.  Not sure if there is anything else in there.

[flash23]

I told my kids not to wake my wife and I up before 6:30. I put an analog clock in their room before bed so they'd know when 6:30 hits. My oldest (9) wakes me up at 5:37, holds the clock up and says "look, it's 6:30. Get up." He took the back off and set it ahead an hour. I did not reward immediately him for his ingenuity, but I compromised on 6.