Hogs vs Missouri—-Baseball

Started by Son of Spam, Mar 13, 2024, 11:06 AM

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Son of Spam

Thought I would go ahead and post this because I have a cancer checkup tomorrow where they put me to sleep and do a biopsy. Your Arkansas Razorbacks open SEC play this Friday with a 3 game series with the Methouri Tigers. All games will be on the SECN+ network. Friday at 6:30, Saturday at 2:0", and Sunday at 2:00. From the looks of things, Methouri has some pretty good hitters, but they haven't faced our pitching yet. So, as usual, GO HOGS!
https://youtu.be/OQTRZDE0lP4
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

Back from my biopsy. Groggy as hell, but wanted to bump this back up before it scrolls off. At least a young pretty nurse helped me out my underwear back on. That was the only plus....and the drugs.
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 14, 2024, 12:59 PMBack from my biopsy. Groggy as hell, but wanted to bump this back up before it scrolls off. At least a young pretty nurse helped me out my underwear back on. That was the only plus....and the drugs.

She probably got the vapors from seeing the size of your




colon. 

Hope it went well. 

Looking forward to a sport we can feel confident about beating those weird Yankees. 

Son of Spam

#3
Top of the first. Smith on the bump.

Moore leads off.  This ump sucks already. Goes down swinging at strike 4. :sitdown:

Austin goes down swinging. :sitdown:

Lovich (brother of our Lovich) walks. 1 on.

Curry takes ball one. Then Smith picks the runner off at first.

0-0 mid first.

Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#4
Bottom of the first. Lunceford on the mound for Methouri.

Stovall leads off. Grounds out to second. 1 away.

Diggs grounds back to the pitcher. 2 away.

Aloy walks on 4 pitches.

McLaughlin flies out to short center.

0-0 after 1.
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Son of Spam

Top of the second.

Curry leads off the second. Goes down swinging. :sitdown:

 Beaman flies out to first. 2 away.

Next up grounds out to third.

0-0 mid 2.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#6
Bottom of the second.

Lovich leads off. HBP. 1 on.

J SLott flies out to shallow left center. Runner holds. 1 down.

Souza runs the count full. Crushes one over the fence in right. HOGS LEAD 2-0.

White with a full count. Flies out to the wall in left. 2 away.

Wilmsmeyer grounds to the SS who boots it. Wilmsmeyer safe. E-6

Stovall fouls out to third.

Hogs 2-0 after 2.

Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#7
Top of the third.

Garcia grounds out to third. 1 away.

Hernandez grounds out to the pitcher. 2 away.

Curtis takes a strike called a ball. Did I mention this ump sucks? Goes down swinging at strike 4. :sitdown:

2-0 Hogs mid 3.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#8
Bottom of the third.

Diggs leads off. Runs the count full. Singles to right. 1 on.

Aloy grounds to third, who boots it. E-5. Runners at first and second. No outs.

McLaughlin runs the count full. Flies out to the track in left. Runners hold. 1 away.

Lovich flattens one over the wall in right. HOGS LEAD 5-0.  Ball landed on top of the training center.

J SLott runs the count full. Flies out behind first. 2 away.

Souza flies out to the track in right center.

HOGS lead 5-0 after three.
Well, shit...

Barton Fink

Anybody else's ESPN app freezing up?

BleedinRed


Barton Fink

Jumped out and back in. Better now.

Son of Spam

#12
Top of the fourth.

Moore leads off. Goes down swinging. :sitdown:

Austin doubles to left. 1 on.

Lovich runs the count full. Goes down swinging. :sitdown:

Curry flies out to left.

Hogs lead 5-0 mid 4.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#13
Bottom of the fourth.

White leads off. Goes down swinging. 1 down.

Wilmsmeyer goes down looking. 2 away.

Stovall walks. 1 on. 90 pitches for their starter so far.

Diggs crushes one over the fence in right. HOGS LEAD 7-0!

Pitching change....Peaden in.

Aloy flies out to the wall in left center.

Hogs lead 7-0 after 4.
Well, shit...

Usafhawg

Too bad Diggs doesn't have any power. Why don't we ever see dipshit in the baseball game threads?

Son of Spam

#15
Top of the fifth.

First up goes down looking. :sitdown:

Colon (lower end of the bowel) takes strike three, which is called a ball. Ump has a weird strike zone. Colon runs the count full. Flies out to left center. 2 away.

Garcia goes down swinging. :sitdown:

Hogs lead 7-0 mid fiff.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#16
Bottom of the fifth.

McLaughlin leads off. Grounds out to second. 1 away.

Lovich goes down looking. 2 away.

J SLott flies out to short left.


Hogs lead 7-0 after 5.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#17
Top of the sixth.

Hernandez fouls down the first base line and it looks like a replay of our screwup in the CWS. Then, singles to deep short. The throw to first is a two hopper that McLaughlin can't dig it out. Runner at first.

Next up bunts. Close play at first. Under review. Ruling stands. Out at first. Runner at second, 1 out.

Moore goes down swinging. :sitdown:  2 outs.

Austin runs the count full. Goes down swinging. :sitdown:

10 Ks for Smith on 99 pitches. Hogs lead 7-0 mid 6.
Well, shit...

Feral

Quote from: Usafhawg on Mar 15, 2024, 07:45 PMToo bad Diggs doesn't have any power. Why don't we ever see dipshit in the baseball game threads?

The gift that keeps on giving, Clark.

Son of Spam

#19
Bottom of the sixth.

Souza leads off. Singles up the middle. 1 on.

White singles to left. Runners at first and second, no outs.

Wilmsmeyer runs the count full. Goes down swinging. 1 down.

Stovall goes down looking. 2 down.

Diggs flies out to left.

Hogs lead 7-0 after 6.
Well, shit...