Hogs vs Missouri—-Baseball

[Vito Porkleone]

Top 5 - Methzoo wearing their douchey softball uni's today.

Hernandez K's.  Sit down bitch.  6th K for Tygart.  1 out.

20 K's on a great off-speed pitch.  Sit down bitch.  2 outs.

Daniels wears one on the ankle.  Runner on 1st.

Austin works the count full, and walks.  Runners on 1st & 2nd.  Van Horn goes to get Tygart.  McEntire comes in from the pen.

The other Lovich steps in and K's.  Not gonna say sit down bitch because your 2 brothers are Hogs.  Tiggers leave 2.

Going to the bottom of the 5th, still no score.

[Son of Spam]

It would be nice if these announcers would talk about the game in front of them instead of reminiscing about the time they played a long time ago.

[BEvERage]

Can't hit a lick

[Barton Fink]

It would be nice if these announcers would talk about the game in front of them instead of reminiscing about the time they played a long time ago.

I'm with ya, but I'd play parts of that interview to the parents of every kid we recruit.

[Vito Porkleone]

Bottom of the 5th

Jones grounds to 3rd.  Good play by their 3B.  1 out.

Nolan Phillips Souza up, and promptly K's.  Pigs getting a little impatient.  2 outs.

Lovich bloops one into short left center.  Runner on 1st.

Rowland up.  Flies out to LF.

No score after 5 complete.

[Son of Spam]

I think we will see a lot of games like this one. Low scoring, because of our lack of hitting, and excellent pitching.

[Vito Porkleone]

To the 6th we go.

Curry up for Methzoo, and looks at strike 3.  Sit down bitch.  1 out.

Beaman grounds to Holt at 3rd.  2 outs.

Colon fouls out to 1st for the 3rd out.

Still 0 - 0.

[Son of Spam]

We're being 1 hit by a guy that had 40 pitches in the second inning.

[Vito Porkleone]

Bottom of the 6th

New P for the Meth-heads, a righty.  Stovall up for the Hogs and crushes one to the roof of the RF landing!  1-0 Hogs.

Aloy up - Aloha means goodbye!!  Back to back dingers as Aloy homers to LF.  2-0 Hogs.

Diggs says anything you can do, I can do better - goes oppo for back-to-back-to-back dingers!  3-0 Hogs

Holt smokes one on a rope right to 3B.  1 out.

McLaughlin walks on 5 pitches.  Runner on 1st.

Nolan Phillips Souza up, and flies out to center.  2 outs.

Jones wears one.  Runners on 1st & 2nd.

Lovich steps in and triples to left center emptying the bases.  Hogs lead 5 - 0 with a man on 3rd.

We have a quick break in the action as Methzoo brings in another arm.

Rowland up.  Wild pitch and Lovich scores from 3rd.  6-0 Hogs.  Rowland walks on 5 pitches.  Runner on first.

Hogs bat around as Stovall steps in.  Another wild pitch and Rowland advances to 2nd.  Stovall walks.  Runner on 1st & 2nd.

Aloy up again, and crushes one to left - but off the end of the bat and it falls just short of the track for the 3rd out.


Your #1 Arkansas Razorbacks lead 6 - 0 after 6 innings.

[Barton Fink]

Love Souza but surprised we didn't have a RH DH.

[Son of Spam]

BOOM!

BOOM again!

And BOOM again!

[Barton Fink]

There ya go!

[Barton Fink]

Good to see some pop

[Vito Porkleone]

On to the 7th.  McEntire still on the bump in relief of Tygart.

Some dude flies out to shallow center.  1 out.

Hernandez grounds to Stovall at 2B.  2 outs.

Peer works the count full, and walks.  Runner on 1st.

Daniels K's.  Sit down bitch.


Hogs still lead 6 - 0.

[Vito Porkleone]

Spam - You can take back over tomorrow.  I have to stay too focused for this -


To the bottom of the 7th

Another LH pitcher in for the Meth heads.

Diggs K's for the first out.

Holt chops one to 3rd for the 2nd out.

McLaughlin grounds right to the 2nd baseman.


After 7, Hogs lead 6 - 0.

[Vito Porkleone]

Top of the 8th

McEntire back out for another inning.

Austin pops up to McLaughlin at 1st.  1 out.

Lovich flies out to RF.  2 outs.

Curry K's on 3 pitches.  Sit the fuck down bitch.


Hogs lead 6 - 0.

[Son of Spam]

@Vito Porkleone ...thanks for taking up our slack. Welcome to the booth. Great job. I will be out of action again tomorrow but I think Dirk said he could take it. Again, thanks and great job.

[Vito Porkleone]

Hogs' half of the 8th

Wilmsmeyer stayed in after pinch running and sharply lines out to 2nd.  1 out.

Souza K's.  2 outs.

Lovich strikes out on 3 straight.


We go to the 9th and the Hogs lead 6 - 0.

[Son of Spam]

I think we are going to see a lot of lefties for the rest of the season, because, as usual, it seems we can't hit them very well.

[Vito Porkleone]

Top of the 9th from beautiful Baum Walker Stadium


Mac still on the bump for the Hogs.

Beaman grounds to Aloy at SS.  1 out.

Colon pops up to 1st.  2 outs.

Garcia looks at strike 3.  Hit the showers and sit down bitch.


HOGS WIN 6 - 0.