Hogs vs Auburn—-Baseball

[Feral]

Am I the only one who didn't know DVH wasn't in Auburn tonight?

I wondered why Hobbs was making the pitching change earlier.

[Hizog]

I'm really surprised Rowland is still in.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 7th.

PITCHING CHANGE: John Armstrong (RHP) in for Allsup.

Edmunson hit by pitch.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Souza, pinch hitting for Rowland (!!!), strikes out looking at a pitch at his eyes.  Fuck you ump.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Wilmsmeyer drags a bunt to 3rd...shitty throw...safe at 1st.  Infield hit per the Woopig.org official scorer.  Edmunson to 3rd.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 1 out.

Stovall flies out on a 4-1 pitch to LF...Edmunson scores.  SAC fly.  Tied 5-5.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Aloy strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

Mid 7th.  Tied 5-5.

[Barton Fink]

Corky Armstrong in for the Tigers

[Hizog]

Terrible strike 3 call on Souza

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 7th. 

Helfrick in for Rowland (!!!) at C.

McCheeseburger hit by pitch.  Waddler on 1st, 0 out.

Stanfield strikes out looking.    Waddler on 1st, 1 out.

Wright doubles to RF.  McCheeseburger to 3rd.  Runners 2nd and 3rd, 1 out.

Maners grounds to Wood...McLaughlin doesn't get to bag.  All safe.  Bases full of cheaters, 1 out.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Stone Hewlett in for Wood.

Hall, pinch hitting for Green, who came in at 3rd for Miller last inning, who started in place of Fabian, who used to play for Florida, whose brother was Jud who also played for Florida, strikes out swinging at strike six.    Bases full of cheaters, 2 outs.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Cooper Dossett in for Hewlett. 

Hernandeez grounds to McLaughlin, who bobbles it into foul ground, falls down, lunges to tag the bag and gets the out.  Close play, but no more challenges, Bitch.  3 outs.

End 7th.  Tied 5-5.

[Too Big Pig]

Whew. That was close.

[Barton Fink]

Great play two nights in a row for McLaughlin

[Thin Red Swine]

That was a hell of a play. He knocked down a rocket.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 8th.

Diggs flies out to CF. 1 out.

White strikes out swinging.  2 outs.

McLaughlin walks.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Sprague-Lott strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

Mid 8th.  Still 5-5.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 8th.

Weiss walks...and bat flips like a douchebag...runner on 1st, 0 out.

Weiss runs...apparently he forgot that Rowland got pulled.  Helfrick guns him...close play, no challenge available because your whiny Bitch coach used them all, but I'll answer for my close personal friend and fellow alum Kenny Powers in the replay booth...YOU'RE FUCKIN' OUT.  1 out.

Irish fouls one off the umpire's mask.  Looks like a concussion substitution coming.  In spite of all my criticism of his ball/strike calls, let's hope he's okay.

After a nearly half hour break, we now have a home plate umpire.

Dossett, or Dah-SETTE as these Auburn douches keep calling him, is still pitching.

Irish hits the first pitch to medium RF, where Diggs makes the routine catch.  2 outs.

[Too Big Pig]

Oh, you wasted your challenges earlier? What a shame.

[Thin Red Swine]

He was safe. But when you're a Bitch and throw around challenges like fair parade candy, sometimes someone gets runt over by a float. 

[Feral]

He was safe. But when you're a Bitch and throw around challenges like fair parade candy, sometimes someone gets runt over by a float. 

One of their challenges was absolutely wasted on a play where their base runner was out by a mile.

That would-be stolen base is precisely why you don't use them on dumb shit in early innings.

[Thin Red Swine]

Bottom 8th.

Weiss walks...and bat flips like a douchebag...runner on 1st, 0 out.

Weiss runs...apparently he forgot that Rowland got pulled.  Helfrick guns him...close play, no challenge available because your whiny Bitch coach used them all, but I'll answer for my close personal friend and fellow alum Kenny Powers in the replay booth...YOU'RE FUCKIN' OUT.  1 out.

Irish fouls one off the umpire's mask.  Looks like a concussion substitution coming.  In spite of all my criticism of his ball/strike calls, let's hope he's okay.

Hopefully it hit him in the right place to correct his eyesight.

And yes I hope he's ok.

[Thin Red Swine]

How long does it take to put on a chest protector?

[Doc Hogaday]

No shit. This is ridiculous.

[Hognrock]

Hopefully it hit him in the right place to correct his eyesight.

And yes I hope he's ok.

Boys and girls, this is how you Woopig

[Show-Me Hog]

Something else must be going on. They could have sewed him an entire new umpires uniform by now.

[Thin Red Swine]

Something else must be going on. They could have sewed him an entire new umpires uniform by now.

Sewed?  Sewn?

Fortunately, we have enough time to consult the entire dictionary.