Hogs vs Auburn—-Baseball

[DirkPiggler]

Tonight's Sit Down Bitch counter:

17

[Pigsmoke]

Darn, that freshman closer is impressive

[Hognrock]

Darn, that freshman closer is impressive

I really like him. Great poise for a freshman. Our pitching staff is ridiculous. Just gotta stay healthy and get some bats hot.

[BASS]

Thanks for the pbp Dirk. Wasn't able to watch the game, I enjoyed reading up on it after the fact.

[Son of Spam]

Looks like the rain may be moving out of Auburn. It may start up again around 9-9:30. Hopefully, we can get this game in. I will not be available for PBP tonight or tomorrow.

[jdcatty]

They have just announced Van Horn will not be there tonight to attend to a "personal matter."   Seems silly to put it that way since they said last night on tv that his daughter is having triplets. 

Pray that everything goes well for her.  His first grandkids, apparently

[Thin Red Swine]

They have just announced Van Horn will not be there tonight to attend to a "personal matter."   Seems silly to put it that way since they said last night on tv that his daughter is having triplets. 

Pray that everything goes well for her.  His first grandkids, apparently

Maybe all boys. He'll have a starting outfield for 2042!

[flash23]

Hit a triple on her first try. God bless.

[DirkPiggler]

Welcome back to the friendly confines of Woopig.org for tonight's second game between the University of Auburn and Your Arkansas Razorbacks.  Tonight the Hogs will be without the services of head coach Dave Van Horn, who is back in Fayetteville attending to a personal matter which shall remain nameless elsewhere but here is allegedly the birth of three grandchildren.  First pitch is scheduled for 6:00 PM GCT.  Starting lineups are as follows:

YOUR ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

1. Peyton Stovall 2B
2. Wehiwa Aloy SS
3. Kendall Diggs RF
4. Hudson White DH
5. Ben McLaughlin 1B
6. Jared Sprague-Lott 3B
7. Will Edmunson LF
8. Parker Rowland C
9. Ty Wilmsmeyer CF

SP. Brady Tygart

Auburn Multi-Mascots

1. Cooper Weiss SS
2. Ike Irish C
3. Bobby Peirce RF
4. Cooper McMurray 1B
5. Chris Stanfield CF
6. Carter Wright DH
7. Mason Maners LF
8. Gavin Miller 3B
9. Javon Hernandez 2B

SP.  Chase Allsup RHP

[DirkPiggler]

Top 1st.

Apparently Auburn decided to copy our awesome cream uniforms.  Unfortunately for them, their copies are A) Under Armour and B) trimmed in their ugly ass colors.

Stovall singles to LF.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Aloy bloops a soft liner to 2nd...caught (allegedly).  Stovall doubled off.  2 outs.

(EDITOR'S NOTE:  Their second basemen is really fucking good defensively.)

Diggs grounds out to first.  3 outs.

Mid 1st.  Scoreless.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 1st.

In other action around the league, a final from the NCAA tournament first round.

Yale 78 Auburn 76. 

That's right.  Bruce Pearl's fat ass lost to a bunch of blue haired trans men with pierced nipples and ear gauges. 

Anyway, back to baseball. 

Weiss leads off with a double into the RF corner.  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Weiss steals 3rd.  Runner on 3rd, 0 out.

Irish grounds out to SS.  Weiss scores.  Auburn leads 1-0.  1 out.

Peirce strikes out looking.    2 outs.

McCheeseburger walks.  Waddler on 1st, 2 outs.

Stanfield grounds into a force at 2nd.  3 outs.

End 1st.  Auburn 1 Arkansas 0

[DirkPiggler]

Top 2nd.

White grounds out to SS.  1 out.

McLaughlin says FUCK YO COUCH LEE ZIEMBA!  No power my ass!  GAME TIED 1-1.  1 out.

(Edited couch fucking because Bo Jackson might find me and kick my ass.)

Sprague-Lott flies out to deep RF.  2 outs.

Edmunson flies out to shallow RF. 3 outs.

Mid 2nd.  Tied 1-1.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 2nd.

Wright singles up the middle.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Maners bunts...called safe, play under review.  Should be overturned.  And it is...YOU'RE FUCKIN' OUT.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Miller strikes out swinging.    Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Hernandez lines off Tygart's glove...right to Stovall, who throws the runner out at first.  3 outs.

End 2nd.  1-1.

[olive_branch_hog]

Cannot be easy to follow Hagen Smith every week. Tygart must feel some pressure to strike out every batter.

[Son of Spam]

Cannot be easy to follow Hagen Smith every week. Tygart must feel some pressure to strike out every batter.

It seems like our starters all try to get at least 10 Ks by the fifth inning. Looks like it is a contest.

[egregious]

It seems like our starters all try to get at least 10 Ks by the fifth inning. Looks like it is a contest.

sounds like a very manly pursuit, hopefully settled each week with hearty laughter and stout drink

[DirkPiggler]

Top 3rd.

Rowland strikes out.  1 out.

Wilmsmeyer grounds out to 2nd.  2 outs.

Stovall grounds out to first unassisted.  3 outs.

Mid 3rd.  Still 1-1.

[Thin Red Swine]

Bottom 2nd.

Wright singles up the middle.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Maners bunts...called safe, play under review.  Should be overturned.  And it is...YOU'RE FUCKIN' OUT.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Miller strikes out swinging.    Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Hernandez lines off Tygart's glove...right to Stovall, who throws the runner out at first.  3 outs.

End 2nd.  1-1.

A review at Auburn. What could go wrong?

[olive_branch_hog]

Has Helfrick gotten any playing time behind the plate in SEC play?

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 3rd.

Weiss walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Weiss steals 2nd.  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Irish walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

Rowland attempts the back pick at 1st and throws it away.  Weiss scores, Irish to 2nd.  Auburn leads 2-1.  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Peirce walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

McCheeseburger strikes out swinging.    Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Balk advances runners.  Runners 2nd and 3rd, 1 out.

Stanfield grounds to Aloy, who throws to 3rd for the out.  Run scores.  Auburn leads 3-1.  Play under review.  Upon review, YOU'RE FUCKIN' OUT!.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Wright grounds out to S-L.  3 outs.

End 3rd.  Auburn 3 Hogs 1