Hogs vs Auburn—-Baseball

[Hizog]

Am I the only one kind of expecting to see the Sit Down Bitch pic for the umpire?

[Hognrock]

It's a shame Perry Costello was not calling balls and strikes tonight

[egregious]

Sewed?  Sewn?

Fortunately, we have enough time to consult the entire dictionary.

They are in Alabama.  They coulda done sewed it sooner.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 8th.

Weiss walks...and bat flips like a douchebag...runner on 1st, 0 out.

Weiss runs...apparently he forgot that Rowland got pulled.  Helfrick guns him...close play, no challenge available because your whiny Bitch coach used them all, but I'll answer for my close personal friend and fellow alum Kenny Powers in the replay booth...YOU'RE FUCKIN' OUT.  1 out.

Irish fouls one off the umpire's mask.  Looks like a concussion substitution coming.  In spite of all my criticism of his ball/strike calls, let's hope he's okay.

After a nearly half hour break, we now have a home plate umpire.

Dossett, or Dah-SETTE as these Auburn douches keep calling him, is still pitching.

Irish hits the first pitch to medium RF, where Diggs makes the routine catch.  2 outs.

Peirce strikes out swinging. .  3 outs.

End 8th.  Hogs 5 Tigers 5 Umpires -1

[Thin Red Swine]

That last pitch had a shit-ton of movement. Great pitch.

[DirkPiggler]

It's a shame Perry Costello was not calling balls and strikes tonight

QUOTED FOR TRUTH.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 9th.

Edmunson grounds out to SS.  1 out.

Helfrick says FUCK YO COUCH AND YO FAKE GREEN MONSTER LLOYD AUSTIN!  A BIG RED BOMB OVER THE BIG GREEN WALL.  HOGS LEAD 6-5!  1 out.

Wilmsmeyer singles to RF.  Everybody hits!  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Tanner Bauman (WHP) in for Armstrong. 

Stovall takes ball four a foot outside for strike three.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Aloy hit with a 2-2 pitch.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Diggs strikes out swinging. Rough series for him so far.  3 outs.

Mid 9th.  Baseball School 6. Ag School 5.

[Thin Red Swine]

Good grief. Corky looks like he pounded six Mountain Dews and huffed a gallon of Elmer's.

We're screwed.

[Barton Fink]

Jeebus

[Son of Spam]

Holy Shit! That ball will be flat on one side.

[Thin Red Swine]

Maybe not. Christ, he hit that to Montgomery. 

[Hognrock]

Fred Talley and Helfrick's ball just ran past Lawtiger's house.

That one still hasn't landed. Damn

[Feral]

Hopefully Rowland just got Wally Pipp'd for midweek games, Saturdays, and double headers.

[Thin Red Swine]

This motherfucker needs one upside the head too.

[Thin Red Swine]

That ball hit Aloy. Shouldn't it be a strike?

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 9th.

PITCHING CHANGE: Will McEntire in for Dossett (Dah-SETTE).

McCheeseburger strikes out swinging.    1 out.

Stanfield grounds out to Stovall, 4-3.  2 outs.

Wright strikes out swinging.    3 outs.

HOGS WIN A THRILLER 6-5, 

WP:  Dossett (1-0)
LP:  who gives a fuck
S:  Willy Mac with the giant sack (2)

Hogs improve to 19-2 (5-0). 

Someone else will have to take PBP tomorrow.  I'll be watching my nephew and hopefully future Hog play 12u ball. 

[Barton Fink]

Great fricking win!!

[Son of Spam]

Willy Mac is a man.

[Barton Fink]

Willy Mac is a man.

He may go down as the most underrated pitcher in Arkansas history. He has been nails the past couple years.

[Thin Red Swine]

But I was told last night that Hackfuck McDouche is an amalgamation of Ty Cobb, Babe Ruth, Ted Williams and Stan Musial. 

I'm confused. 

Somehow this Immortal is 0-7 with 7 strikeouts, a walk and a HBP (big target). He hasn't put one ball in play.