Hogs vs Auburn—-Baseball

[Pigsmoke]

Smith with 35 through 3. Good start

[DirkPiggler]

Top 4th.

Sprague-Lott grounds out to 2nd.  Nice play.  1 out.

Lovich flies out to shallow LF.  2 outs.

White singles to LF.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Souza lines out to 1B. 3 outs.

Mid 4th.  Officials Hate Us 1 Officials Protect Us 0

[Son of Spam]

Fuck this ump.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 4th.

Irish walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Peirce singles to CF.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

McCheeseburger strikes out swinging on three pitches.    Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Runners move up on double steal.  Runners 2nd and 3rd, 1 out.

Stanfield strikes out swinging.    Runners 2nd and 3rd, 2 outs.

Maners strikes out looking.    3 outs.

To quote Crash Davis, "Strikeouts are fascist." 

To quote Dirk Piggler, "Sometimes you need a little fascism to get you out of a jam."

End 4th.  Darren McFadden 1 Bo Jackson 0.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 5th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Cam Tilly (RHP) in for Conner whatever his name is.

Wilmsmeyer grounds out to SS...nice play by Weiss.  1 out.

Stovall flies out to deep CF.  2 outs.

Diggs strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

Mid 5th.  Baseball School 1 Referee School 0

[Feral]

Jesus, Diggs is off tonight

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 5th.

Fabian the lesser (although we made his brother our bitch quite often) strikes out looking.    1 out.

Hall flies out to shallow CF.  2 outs.

Hernandez strikes out looking at strike five.  3 outs.

Hagen is cruising, and his pitch count is lower than normal.  Let's get him some help boys.

End 5th.  Hogs 1 Plainsmen 0

[Thin Red Swine]

Wow, he's so locked in. What a performance.

I wondered if this Fabian was the Doucheking's brother.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 6th.

Aloy hit by pitch.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

McLaughlin flies out to CF.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Aloy advances on a ball in the dirt.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Sprague-Lott grounds to SS.  Aloy caught in a rundown.  Aloy safe at 2nd.  Sprague-Lott called out at 2nd.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Lovich strikes out swinging, thrown out at 1st.  3 outs.

Mid 6th.  1-0 us.

[Pigsmoke]

Offense looks subpar this evening.

[Thin Red Swine]

Please don't be the kind of team that repeatedly shoots itself in the team with base running mistakes. 

The scoring attempt on the fly to shallow right was bad enough and now this.

[Feral]

Offense looks subpar this evening.

The lineup keeps taking the night off when Hagen is on the mound.

Infuriating. I'm sure it irritates the shit out of Hagen. 

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 6th.

Weiss strikes out swinging.    1 outs.

Irish HBP.  Should've moved, pussy.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Peirce flies out to deep LF....Lovich drops it...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DUDE?  E7. Runners 2nd and 3rd, 1 out.

McCheesburger strikes out swinging.    Runners 2nd and 3rd, 2 outs.

Stanfield walks.  Bases loaded, 2 outs.

Maners grounds strike six to McLaughlin, who flips to Smith for the out.  FUCK YOU UMP!   3 outs.

End 6th.  1-0 us (barely).

[Son of Spam]

I said early in the season that with our offense, we would be in a lot of low scoring, close games.

[Thin Red Swine]

Good grief. 

Find the wall first.

[Feral]

Jesus Christ, Lovich

[Sus-Scrofa]

Uh oh 

[Thin Red Swine]

Now he's getting squeezed.

[BleedinRed]

Hagen said fuck it, I'll do it myself.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 7th.

White flies out to CF.  1 out.

Souza walks.  Great at-bat for a freshman.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Souza steals 2nd.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Wilmsmeyer grounds out to 2nd.  Souza to 3rd.  Runner on 3rd, 2 outs.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Tanner Bauman (WHP) in to replace Tilly.

Stovall lines out weakly to the P.  3 outs.

Mid 7th.  Hogs clinging to a 1-0 lead over Auburn and the home plate umpire.