Hogs vs Auburn—-Baseball

[Thin Red Swine]

Hagen said fuck it, I'll do it myself.

It's "fuck you, Jobu."

Come on, man.

[BleedinRed]

It's "fuck you, Jobu."

Come on, man.

Hagen wasn't batting.  Jobu only helps with hitting the curve balls.

[Thin Red Swine]

Hagen wasn't batting.  Jobu only helps with hitting the curve balls.

But the I'll do it myself was quintessential Jobu.

Come on, man. 

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 7th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Will McEntire in for Smith.

Let's hope Willy Mac is dragging his giant sack.

Fabian the lesser strikes out swinging again.    1 out.

Hall strikes out swinging.    2 outs.  STEAK DINNER ALERT!

Hernandez grounds to McLaughlin...great pick and toss to Willy Mac.  Called out, play under review.  To quote Razorback legend Kenny Powers..."YOU'RE FUCKIN' OUT."  3 outs.

End 7th.  1-0 good guys.

[Thin Red Swine]

The first base ump apparently doesn't know the difference between a check swing and an anal fissure check.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 8th.

Diggs grounds to first...pitcher can't catch the toss...SAFE. E1.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Aloy lines out sharply to CF.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

McLaughlin singles to LF to beat the shift.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Sprague-Lott flies out to RF.  Diggs advances.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

Holt, pinch hitting for Lovich, strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

Mid 8th.  1-0 Hogs.

[rzrbkfan69]

The lineup keeps taking the night off when Hagen is on the mound.

Infuriating. I'm sure it irritates the shit out of Hagen. 

Not to make any excuses, but the nights Hagen is pitching is when we are usually facing the opposing teams' ace as well.

[Son of Spam]

Crappy at bat by Holt.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 8th.

Weiss grounds out to Stovall. 1 out.

Irish strikes out swinging.    2 outs.

Peirce grounds out to Stovall.  3 outs.

End 8th.  Walmart 1. YellaWood 0

[Thin Red Swine]

Crappy at bat by Holt.

Yeah he was too geeked up.

Bauman is a stud pitcher though. 

[Feral]

The first base ump apparently doesn't know the difference between a check swing and an anal fissure check.

True, but we're squeezing out 3 and 5 runs against the likes of McNeese State and Murray State.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 9th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Will Cannon (RHP) in for the wronghanded weirdo.

White singles to LF.  Three hit night for our catcher.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Souza strikes out...White caught stealing.  2 outs.

Wilmsmeyer pops out to first.  3 outs.

Mid 9th.  Hogs clinging to a tenuous 1-0 lead.

[Thin Red Swine]

What are we doing on the basepaths tonight?

[Feral]

What are we doing on the basepaths tonight?

Sending White was a bad decision.

Should've pinch run for him and had Rowland catch the 9th.

[Son of Spam]

What are we doing on the basepaths tonight?

Sucking.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 9th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Gabe Gaeckle in for Willy Mac.

McCheesburger strikes out swinging at ball four.    1 out.

Stanfield grounds out to Stovall.  2 outs.

Maners strikes out swinging.    3 outs.

HOGS WIN 1-0! 

WP:  Smith
LP:  McBride
S: Gaeckle.

HR:  Aloy (4)

[BleedinRed]

But the I'll do it myself was quintessential Jobu.

Come on, man. 

I know. I'm still working and just posting jibber jabber.

[Thin Red Swine]

Tony Gwynn McMurray (according to the announcers) just earned the treasured Golden Sombrero.

SIT DOWN BITCH!

[Son of Spam]

Whew!

[Feral]

Gaeckle's nuts keep dropping in these big situations.