Hogs vs Ole Miss—-Baseball

[DirkPiggler]

Top 2nd. 

Hughes flies out to deep CF.  1 out.

Lyons strikes out swinging.   2 outs.

Gatlin strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

Mid 2nd.  4-1 good guys.

[Son of Spam]

I want to run rule these fuckers.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 2nd.

Wilmsmeyer strikes out swinging.  1 out.

Stovall flies out to RF.  2 outs.

Aloy strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

End 2nd.  NIL is da debbil 4, Embrace NIL in spite of relative poverty 1.

[Son of Spam]

I felt bad for Souza last night he got on base nearly every at bat and Wilmsmeyer came up to strand him every time.

[BleedinRed]

Loved the baby with the "root beer" hat.

hard to believe that hasn't been a thing. Really awesome. 

[DirkPiggler]

Top 3rd.

Randall flies out to CF.  1 out.

Hill singles to LF. Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Fischer hits another fucking home run.  Hogs lead 4-3.  1 out.

Lege flies out to shallow CF.  2 outs.

Ross pops out to Helfrick behind home plate.  3 outs.

Mid 3rd.  4-3 us.

[piglosopher]

Fischer single handily carrying those shit stains.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 3rd.

McLaughlin rips a single to CF.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Wagner strikes out swinging.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Diggs flies out to CF.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

O'Doyle balks.  McLaughlin to 2nd.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Sprague-Lott strikes out looking.  3 outs.

End 3rd.  Last in football 4, Last in every national ranking of states 3

[billyhog]

I need a YouTube livestream.

[Son of Spam]

We need to change our DH.

[BASS]

I wish we'd green light swinging at a 3-0 pitch that resembles a home run derby pitch.

Might prevent that running a full count and striking out problem we have.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 4th

Groff walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Wild pickoff throw moves Groff to 2nd.  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Hughes flies out to CF...Groff tries to go to 3rd....YOU'RE FUCKIN OUT!  2 outs.

Lyons flies out to the wall in LF.  3 outs.

Mid 4th.  4-3 us.

[Feral]

We need to change our DH.

Wagner can hit a fastball to I-49 if he gets ahold of one, but the problem is he can't hit the curve and just sits up there hacking.

I'd prefer Souza or even Lovich at the DH spot if White is getting the night off.

[Feral]

Wilmsmeyer can't hit for shit, but he sure has a hell of an arm. 

[BASS]

Nice throw by wilmsmeyer

[Barton Fink]

Helluva throw!!

[Son of Spam]

This ump is blind.

[BASS]

Wagner can hit a fastball to I-49 if he gets ahold of one, but the problem is he can't hit the curve and just sits up there hacking.

I'd prefer Souza or even Lovich at the DH spot if White is getting the night off.

Sounds like Wagner needs to sacrifice some rum to jobu. Maybe sacrifice a live chicken in the locker room. Don't get him a bucket of KFC that shit don't work.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 4th.

Helfrick doubles down the LF line.  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Edmunson grounds out to 3rd.  Helfrick advances.  Runner on 3rd, 1 out.

Wilmsmeyer walks.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 1 out. 

Stovall reaches on catcher's interference.  Bases loaded, 1 out.  BEER HATS ENGAGED!

PITCHING CHANGE:  Mitch Murrell (RHP) in for O'Doyle.

This pitching change brought to you by the Fuck Ole Miss Foundation.  Punch a douchebag today.

Aloy flies out to deep RF.  Just missed it.  Helfrick scores.  HOGS LEAD 5-3.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.  Please store your beer hats appropriately.

McLaughlin walks.  Bases loaded, 2 outs.  BEER HATS ENGAGED!

Souza, pinch hitting for Wagner, grounds out sharply to 1st.  3 outs.

End 4th.  5-3 good guys.

[Hognrock]

If Wilsmeyer could hit he'd be drafted 1st round at worst. Absolute cannon.