Hogs vs Ole Miss—-Baseball

[Thin Red Swine]

Ole Miss pitcher with 37 pitches in the 1st inning.

And he'll probably still have the energy to mount his sister later.

[Feral]

Molina struggling to hit his spots tonight.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 5th.

Furness, pinch hitting for Gatlin, walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Randle strikes out swinging at strike four.     Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Wild pitch moves Furness to 2nd,.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Koty Frank in for Molina. 

This pitching change brought to you by the yet unconfirmed report that the corpse of Joe Kretschmar has turned down the open head coaching position at the University of Arkansas.  Stay tuned for updates!

Hill hit by pitch.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Fischer walks.  Bases loaded, 1 out.  POINTY WHITE HATS AND SHEETS ENGAGED!

Lege grounds to 3rd.  Force out at 2nd.  Runner scores from 3rd.  5-4 Hogs.  Multiple reviews incoming...by OM regarding whether Stovall held the bag (he did) and by us regarding potential interference on the slide (I think it was legal, but fuck them).  Offensive interference called...double play, run doesn't score. 

For those of you keeping score the official lifetime tally of questionable calls in favor of the Hogs versus obvious blown calls against now stands at 17-1346. 

Mid 5th.  Hogs 5 Klan 3.

[Barton Fink]

Take that OM!

[Barton Fink]

I recall a review we lost because the sliding player's hands were up. That may be the case here.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 5th.

Diggs singles to LF. Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Wild pitch moves Diggs to 2nd,  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Sprague-Lott grounds to SS.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Diggs inexplicably tries to steal 3rd.  Of course he's out.  2 outs.

Helfrick strikes out looking. 3 outs.

End 5th.  5-3 us.

[Thin Red Swine]

Top 5th.

Furness, pinch hitting for Gatlin, walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Randle strikes out swinging at strike four.     Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Wild pitch moves Furness to 2nd,.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Koty Frank in for Molina. 

This pitching change brought to you by the yet unconfirmed report that the corpse of Joe Kretschmar has turned down the open head coaching position at the University of Arkansas.  Stay tuned for updates!

Hill hit by pitch.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Fischer walks.  Bases loaded, 1 out.  POINTY WHITE HATS AND SHEETS ENGAGED!

Lege grounds to 3rd.  Force out at 2nd.  Runner scores from 3rd.  5-4 Hogs.  Multiple reviews incoming...by OM regarding whether Stovall held the bag (he did) and by us regarding potential interference on the slide (I think it was legal, but fuck them).  Offensive interference called...double play, run doesn't score. 

For those of you keeping score the official lifetime tally of questionable calls in favor of the Hogs versus obvious blown calls against now stands at 17-1346. 

Mid 5th.  Hogs 5 Klan 3.

No way.

We're nowhere near double digits.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Ugh

[Hogworth Ballington III]

No way.

We're nowhere near double digits.

I think he's including women's sports and the club teams

[DirkPiggler]

Top 6th.

Ross flies out to shallow LF.  1 out.

Groff singles to CF.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Hughes singles to RF.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Lyons strikes out looking.    Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Christian Foutch in for Frank. 

This pitching change brought to you by an update in the ongoing coaching search.  Apparently Will Wade is the leader in the clubhouse at this point and is supposedly interviewing tomorrow.  So please scratch him off your list of possibilities accordingly.

Furness grounds into a force, 6 unassisted.  3 outs.

Mid 6th.  Strong Ass Offer (hopefully) 5, Strong pimp hand 3.

[DirkPiggler]

No way.

We're nowhere near double digits.

My apologies.  I conflated the Hogs stats with all my other teams I support (Braves, Cowboys).

The official Arkansas stats are 6-1103

[Sus-Scrofa]

Woopig mascot sighting 

[Son of Spam]

Woopig mascot sighting

He looks "special."

[Feral]

If you or a loved one witnessed Rick B do the chicken dance on the ESPN+ telecast, you may be entitled to compensation.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 6th.

Edmunson dribbles out to the mound. 1 out.

Wilmsmeyer strikes out looking. 2 outs.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Wes Mendes (WHP) in for Murrell. 

Stovall walks on four straight.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Aloy says FUCK YO COUCH KEITH CARTER AND THE SPOILED CUNT WHO OWNS REALTREE CAMO!  A two run bomb to CF.  HOGS LEAD 7-3!  2 outs.

McLaughlin flies out to the wall in LF.  3 outs.

End 6th.  Hogs 7 Fuck You 3.

[Sus-Scrofa]

If you or a loved one witnessed Rick B do the chicken dance on the ESPN+ telecast, you may be entitled to compensation.

Que Swahili to say that chicken taste like shit 

[Thin Red Swine]

If you or a loved one witnessed Rick B do the chicken dance on the ESPN+ telecast, you may be entitled to compensation.

Yikes. Glad I missed it. That could never be unseen.

[Show-Me Hog]

Aloy is rounding into that one hitter you don't want to face, that great teams have to have.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 7th. 

Randle grounds out to SS.  1 out.

Hill bloops one towards the RF foul line...Diggs with a hell of a diving catch.  2 outs.

Fischer grounds to Aloy, who throws it about six feet over McLaughlin's head.  E6.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Lege singles to LF.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Ross grounds into a force out at 3rd.  3 outs.

Mid 7th.  7-3 us.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 7th.

Souza strikes out. 1 out.

Diggs strikes out.  2 outs.

Sprague-Lott doubles to LF. Runner on 2nd, 2 outs,

Helfrick walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Mason Morris (RHP) in for Mendes.

America's Team Update:  Tonight's home opener for America's Team against the defending NL champion Arizona Diamondbacks is tied 5-5 in the bottom of the 9th, with Jared Kelenic representing the potential winning run at 2nd base.

Edmunson singles to LF.  Sprague-Lott scores, Helfrick to 2nd.  HOGS LEAD 8-3.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Wilmsmeyer grounds out to 2nd.  3 outs.

End 7th Hogs 8 Klan 3