The Search for Calipari Thread

Started by Barton Fink, Mar 31, 2024, 04:14 PM

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buff2.0

Honestly I'm surprised we've been able to keep that guy as an assistant. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Lurk

I thought if he left it would be for the west coast. If his momma is like most, she's been nagging the shit out of him to get closer.
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Cornhogio

Maybe Smart is slow playing Fresno to see what pops here.
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Guardrail

Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Apr 03, 2024, 09:20 PMI think they're all boondoggle. Recently I've been thinking about starting a poll on which current poster is likeliest to be his alt account.
Ol' boondoggle.
*Fans suck, and its all fans' fault everything sucks
*The PTB want to horde money and access for themselves, PTB want to keep us down
*Anybody that supports Arkansas loves mediocrity and will always be lil' ol'Arky
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

BleedinRed

You realize he is like Beetlejuice right?  I think you can only say his name one more time before chaos ensues.

animal

I think we all saw things this past season to damage our confidence that Muss can actually fucking coach. How many times is the guy going to get butt fucked by a zone defense before he figures that shit out? Weird transition...Otherwise I'd say Smart is not in his class but is a solid dude. Fresno would probably be a good spot for him.

There is basically very little in recruiting news which seems a bit odd. Muss hasn't publicly denied interest in USC to my knowledge. This feels like we're waiting tell the final four which is where a lot of these deals are made. It's like a coaching convention. So anyway news on that front could come soon.

I think the type of coach we want hasn't changed. We want an ambitious and talented charismatic guy. Otherwise we should hire another Mike Anderson or a Darrell Walker and just be happy if/when we make some noise now and then. That's not what people want though.

These buyouts like 6 million for Tang really shouldn't be a big deal for a program raking in the money that it's doing. We are depending a great deal on private donors for this shit apparently though and it seems like there isn't much willingness. Makes me wonder where all the tv revenue money goes?

One thing is fairly certain or at least I'd think so...you don't let an accomplished coach walk out of the building unless you have something in the holster. Perhaps that's Beard, Good odds our board will poo poo it though.





"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

BASS

Quote from: animal on Apr 04, 2024, 08:34 AMI think we all saw things this past season to damage our confidence that Muss can actually fucking coach. How many times is the guy going to get butt fucked by a zone defense before he figures that shit out? Weird transition...Otherwise I'd say Smart is not in his class but is a solid dude. Fresno would probably be a good spot for him.

There is basically very little in recruiting news which seems a bit odd. Muss hasn't publicly denied interest in USC to my knowledge. This feels like we're waiting tell the final four which is where a lot of these deals are made. It's like a coaching convention. So anyway news on that front could come soon.

I think the type of coach we want hasn't changed. We want an ambitious and talented charismatic guy. Otherwise we should hire another Mike Anderson or a Darrell Walker and just be happy if/when we make some noise now and then. That's not what people want though.

These buyouts like 6 million for Tang really shouldn't be a big deal for a program raking in the money that it's doing. We are depending a great deal on private donors for this shit apparently though and it seems like there isn't much willingness. Makes me wonder where all the tv revenue money goes?

One thing is fairly certain or at least I'd think so...you don't let an accomplished coach walk out of the building unless you have something in the holster. Perhaps that's Beard, Good odds our board will poo poo it though.







Out talented Oklahoma at every roster position. Lost by 20+ on a neutral court that was 2/3 hog fans in attendance.

Gave up something like 56 points in the paint that game, never switched from man to a zone and forced them to beat us shooting from outside.

That's jr high level basketball IQ stuff.

That's pretty damning in my book.

But what do I know, I'm just an internet retard.
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Trigger7672

Muss strength as an on court coach is his ability to scheme defensively and take the other teams best players out of the game or limiting them to a below average night. We didn't do that this year and the offense was still average to below average like it has been every year under Muss.

Hogfan58

I'm still trying to figure out how we beat Duke.
I need help and I know it.

BASS

Quote from: Hogfan58 on Apr 04, 2024, 11:13 AMI'm still trying to figure out how we beat Duke.

I chalk it up to adrenaline. Any decent player can play out of his mind for one game. We just happen to have 8 guys doing it all on the same night.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

animal

Quote from: BASS on Apr 04, 2024, 11:24 AMI chalk it up to adrenaline. Any decent player can play out of his mind for one game. We just happen to have 8 guys doing it all on the same night.
And that came after half the team got made at each other's boy friends in the Caribbean.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

buff2.0

Getting buttfucked by zone defenses is just what one does when they are coach of the Arkansas Razorbacks.  I don't remember the last time we looked like we knew what to do.  We just had to rely on someone like Notae deciding to do things on his own.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Trigger7672

Baye Fall is out. Not sure why we even recruited him.

jdcatty

Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

SwahiliSteve

Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

vegashog

just for clarification that's not usc's official twitter.

could very well happen, but i think one of the national guys would be the one to break something like that.

Gambler

Flights came in from LA this morning to Fayetteville. Does that happen much?

Cornhogio

The tracking shows the flight went into XNA.  I would've thought they would go into FYV with a private jet. 
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Sus-Scrofa

Leaving us with three players on the roster, a trash heap of a season, and a string of record setting losses at BWA.

Assuming that tweet is real, that's a pretty impressive amount of reasons to hate a coach.