The Search for Calipari Thread

Started by Barton Fink, Mar 31, 2024, 04:14 PM

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BASS

I'm more surprised they offered him the job than I am he's leaving.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Pighair

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Apr 04, 2024, 01:26 PMLeaving us with three players on the roster, a trash heap of a season, and a string of record setting losses at BWA.

Assuming that tweet is real, that's a pretty impressive amount of reasons to hate a coach.

Who are the three we have left, at least for now?

Pig Benis

Quote from: Pighair on Apr 04, 2024, 01:32 PMWho are the three we have left, at least for now?

Battle, Mark and Brazile.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

flash23

So what happens with the transfer that just committed?

Trigger7672


SwahiliSteve

Fuck him. Bring on the next coach. I hope he sucks at usc
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

olive_branch_hog

Quote from: Trigger7672 on Apr 04, 2024, 01:43 PMBye. Bring us Beard.

If we are poaching from within the SEC, I would prefer Alabama's coach.

Pig Benis

Quote from: olive_branch_hog on Apr 04, 2024, 01:53 PMIf we are poaching from within the SEC, I would prefer Alabama's coach.

He just signed a massive extension and probably has his eyes on Kentucky when Cal gets canned next year.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Trigger7672

Quote from: olive_branch_hog on Apr 04, 2024, 01:53 PMIf we are poaching from within the SEC, I would prefer Alabama's coach.

We have a way better shot at Beard and I don't even know if we have a shot at him.

olive_branch_hog

Quote from: Trigger7672 on Apr 04, 2024, 01:55 PMWe have a way better shot at Beard and I don't even know if we have a shot at him.

Well that's just great.

hit_that_line

I hope we don't choke away this opportunity to land Beard.

Guardrail

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Apr 04, 2024, 01:26 PMLeaving us with three players on the roster, a trash heap of a season, and a string of record setting losses at BWA.

Assuming that tweet is real, that's a pretty impressive amount of reasons to hate a coach.
He went from 2 Elite 8s and a Sweet 16 to Chad level suck in one season. That's a feat. It's almost like you'd have to be asleep at the wheel to be that bad. But that was pretty evident when you let a quitter quit twice in one season and let him back on the team.
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

Hogfan58

Quote from: Pig Benis on Apr 04, 2024, 01:37 PMBattle, Mark and Brazile.

I count 2 1/2. Knee Management Brazile you really can't count on for a full season.
I need help and I know it.

Keyser Soooie

Quote from: Pig Benis on Apr 04, 2024, 01:37 PMBattle, Mark and Brazile.

We currently have 6. Battle, Mark, Brazile, the 2 incoming freshmen and the uMass portal transfer.


bogeyfree

There is no chance that Elohim or the Umass transfer end up here

Keyser Soooie

Quote from: bogeyfree on Apr 04, 2024, 02:10 PMThere is no chance that Elohim or the Umass transfer end up here

Probably not. That's why I said "currently".

Sus-Scrofa

If it's Beard, they better go all Hulk Hogan/NWO and have him walk out of the tunnel at Baum tonight with Voodoo Child playing.

Mazeppa Pompazoidi

Quote from: hit_that_line on Apr 04, 2024, 01:58 PMI hope we don't choke away this opportunity to land Beard.

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SwahiliSteve

It's shocking after this year our coach left us to get hired elsewhere over us firing him for all the chaos and shit
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

olive_branch_hog

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Apr 04, 2024, 02:20 PMIt's shocking after this year our coach left us to get hired elsewhere over us firing him for all the chaos and shit

Saved money.

Hunter's bosses will take that into consideration.