The Search for Calipari Thread

Started by Barton Fink, Mar 31, 2024, 04:14 PM

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hit_that_line

Muss had been trying to leave since year 2. We weren't gonna juice his buyout even more after that historic turd of a season.

Tang would be really good.

buff2.0

Battle to the transfer portal.  What are the odds that Mark or Brazile follow him out the door?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

AporkalypseNow

Quote from: hit_that_line on Apr 04, 2024, 03:07 PMTang would be really good.

Why?

Explain to me why he's not our next Stan Heath?

red death

Well whoever comes is going to have the pleasure of recruiting a whole entire basketball team!

We're back to 2001 again when the Nolan fiasco happened. 

Oh well, I for one am excited to get behind a new coach.  I believe Hunter has his man already but the good news is if he doesn't I'm prepared for it after being a Razorback fan for 40 years. 
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

Barton Fink

Quote from: Gambler on Apr 04, 2024, 02:56 PMDammit. Any of you fuckers have any eligibility left?

I could probably run point better than what we had this year.

Gambler


hit_that_line

Just hold a finger up and pretend we're running plays. No difference.

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: red death on Apr 04, 2024, 03:16 PMWell whoever comes is going to have the pleasure of recruiting a whole entire basketball team!

We're back to 2001 again when the Nolan fiasco happened. 

Oh well, I for one am excited to get behind a new coach.  I believe Hunter has his man already but the good news is if he doesn't I'm prepared for it after being a Razorback fan for 40 years. 


I wonder how a coach sells that to a portal player.

"I expect big things next year.  We don't exactly have any players at the moment, but I like our chances."


olive_branch_hog

With NIL/portal, any coach who can recruit can build a team from scratch in one to two seasons.

Watching this happen will be interesting.

Barton Fink


Barton Fink

This is why you the portal sucks. Sure you can say Muss elevated the program but we  have nothing to offer from that to build on. We have an empty roster.



aaron

And on the 30th anniversary of our distant NC.

PorkyPig

Quote from: Barton Fink on Apr 04, 2024, 03:24 PMI'm Apork on Tang.

Thirded.  Would rather have a hot up and comer.

hit_that_line

Quote from: PorkyPig on Apr 04, 2024, 03:34 PMThirded.  Would rather have a hot up and comer.
Huh? He's coming off year two was kissing two key players. Coached under Drew. Can recruit black kids to Manhattan, Kansas.

Trigger7672

How could anyone be sold on Tang or Wade? We need to get Beard.

hit_that_line

Well yeah everyone wants Beard.

Gambler

Quote from: hit_that_line on Apr 04, 2024, 03:36 PMHuh? He's coming off year two was kissing two key players. Coached under Drew. Can recruit black kids to Manhattan, Kansas.
Some of our players were kissing, too.

DirkPiggler

I bet the right hire can get some of our portal guys to unportal.  Namely Blocker...although I doubt he's the only one. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

jdcatty

My UALR fan friends said Beard wasn't real personable, but he definitely was jealous of the support that UA had.  Maybe that one year in Arkansas will help
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.