The Search for Calipari Thread

Started by Barton Fink, Mar 31, 2024, 04:14 PM

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SwahiliSteve

Why in the fuck are we considering a HS fville coach wtf
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Trigger7672

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Apr 06, 2024, 08:08 AMWhy in the fuck are we considering a HS fville coach wtf

We're not, that's just people trolling on twitter. I highly doubt we're even considering Walker.

animal

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Apr 06, 2024, 08:08 AMWhy in the fuck are we considering a HS fville coach wtf
I'm hoping that was a joke
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

red death

Hunter Yurachek couldn't sell pussy to a train full of servicemen.
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

Spiderham

I really hope this is all a smokescreen rather than a shit show.
Hopefully Hunter pulls a Buzz Williams rather than a Buzz Peterson type of name out of his hat.
At present, it looks like Buzz Lightyear is going to coach us to infinity and beyond...
Oak Grove in the house.

hit_that_line

I hope Hunter Yuracheeks enjoys his time at the final four. Is the athletic department footing the bill for that?

Barton Fink

Isn't the coaches convention at the final four every year?

Spiderham

Yes.  And usually where deals get done.
Hopefully Hunter is playing 3D chess and not Go Fish.
Oak Grove in the house.

hit_that_line

TJ Cleveland will do great things. #fastest40

Hogworth Ballington III

Time to bring Jonathon Modica home.

BleedinRed

I hear Jimmy Dykes is available.  

piglosopher

I don't know if I buy the noncompete either.

If at some point other schools are interested, then your coach is supremely successful. Then you still have an opportunity to counter if you want to keep the guy. Just like what Ole Miss did with Beard and what Muss tried to do.

hit_that_line

Kikko Haydar has turned down his prestigious medical fellowship to save us.

DrMongoose

Yes coaches meet at final four but not like they use to re: portal and try to do family thing during no contact period.

No to buzz Williams or anyone named buzz

Scratch Schertz

https://x.com/saintlouismbb/status/1776625919702024416?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Hogfan58

Another recruit has said bye-bye. 4* Jalen Shelley requests release from his LOI.
I need help and I know it.

buff2.0

Happens when they don't know who the coach is. Just hope we hire another one before he commits elsewhere.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

hit_that_line

This is insanity. Just hire Wade and be done. Goddamn.

animal

Quote from: hit_that_line on Apr 06, 2024, 01:31 PMThis is insanity. Just hire Wade and be done. Goddamn.
It's been like 24 hrs since the last hot news take that fell apart quicker than a Brittney Spears meltdown
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

hit_that_line

Quote from: animal on Apr 06, 2024, 01:41 PMIt's been like 24 hrs since the last hot news take that fell apart quicker than a Brittney Spears meltdown

Yurachek has known Muss has been looking all season. The guy is fucking clueless.

animal

Quote from: hit_that_line on Apr 06, 2024, 01:44 PMYurachek has known Muss has been looking all season. The guy is fucking clueless.
All that stuff about how Beard really wanted this job BAD. Was bullshit. Beard really wanted our job to help him get more money out of Ole Miss. HY and possibly our big donors played the fool here.

There have been tactical errors made by HY that are basically unforgivable in both major sports. You don't get into a bidding war with someone like Ole Miss not because we can't out spend them. We simply won't and it's been proven time and time again. Better to navigate around those waters when possible. Otherwise you risk being seen as an equal to them or worse Mississippi's prison bitch. We should never be competing with them for a head coach in a major sport. Even Frank fucked around and found that out when trying to hire Tuberville away from Ole Miss. Ignore Frank's blunders late in his reign...otherwise in comparison he comes off looking far more professional than HY or Long who are rear echelon types all the way. HY just wants to look good in a sports jacket and maybe somehow waggle his way into Jerry Jones' will.

Do we literally over value Fayetteville/UA and under value places like Oxford, Ms and Starkville? Oxford has newer facilities I believe for basketball but cannot possibly compare in game day atmosphere. In any case I'll make a prediction right now that Beard won't be at Ole Miss this time next season unless they are still playing in the tournament. Tennessee could open, one has to think Barnes will retire in the next couple years. Oklahoma maybe...Porter Moser isn't lighting it on fire. We talked about Kentucky. If Oats goes to Kentucky then Bama could opt for Beard. That's just talking about SEC gigs. Law of averages are Kansas could open within a few years. Beard doesn't have to go anywhere right now. Will be interesting to see what their NIL game looks like next season. I'd think that's a major factor. If you can't buy players right now you aint gonna be shit regardless of how good you are as a coach.










"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it