The Search for Calipari Thread

Started by Barton Fink, Mar 31, 2024, 04:14 PM

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Sus-Scrofa

It's been a long time since I turned on morning sports radio on the drive in.

All 6 channels on XM were full time Arkansas/Cal.


The Cowboy Tiger

Obviously, time will tell if this pans out.  Immediately, though, this is a great 'get' for the program.  Beard and what's-his-face at Kansas State look bush league, IMO.  So does Muss, fucking midget-ass pussy bitch.  Went to Southern Cal b/c he's 'from there?'  Pfft.  We all know it's b/c pickle-kissing players are the norm out there.  Probably wants to play tummy sticks with Jim Rome.

Calipari took this job because he believes he can take it all the way to the top.  The worry with Cal is of course his age, but he still looks high energy.  Coming to a school that can win at a high level, but that doesn't want to slit your throat after every year you don't make the Final Four, is going to be the type of fresh start for a final ride that a guy like him wants.

There's no question that this is a "home run hire."  There's not a bigger name that could have been snagged by the Hogs.  In terms of immediate news and impact, this is bigger than when Kermit reeled in Bobby Motherfucking Petrino.

As fans, I think that we should be over the moon.  I apologize for any negative things I said or thought about HY for this or the shit with Pittman the last year.  Whether it's Tyson money or Jerry Jones or whoever, it doesn't matter.  Yurachek is the AD and he got it done for the program and the fans.

Kentucky is not going to hire away the coaches at UNC, Duke, Kansas, etc.  They won't be hiring Nate Oats.  The level of vitriol that you can get immediately at Kentucky is the type that even top coaches don't want to bother with. But who cares?  That's Kentucky's problem now.  If they're not able to snag Donovan from Chicago, there will be bed-shitting and frothing there on day one for whoever else they get.
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: The Cowboy Tiger on Apr 08, 2024, 06:19 AMObviously, time will tell if this pans out.  Immediately, though, this is a great 'get' for the program.  Beard and what's-his-face at Kansas State look bush league, IMO.  So does Muss, fucking midget-ass pussy bitch.  Went to Southern Cal b/c he's 'from there?'  Pfft.  We all know it's b/c pickle-kissing players are the norm out there.  Probably wants to play tummy sticks with Jim Rome.

Calipari took this job because he believes he can take it all the way to the top.  The worry with Cal is of course his age, but he still looks high energy.  Coming to a school that can win at a high level, but that doesn't want to slit your throat after every year you don't make the Final Four, is going to be the type of fresh start for a final ride that a guy like him wants.

There's no question that this is a "home run hire."  There's not a bigger name that could have been snagged by the Hogs.  In terms of immediate news and impact, this is bigger than when Kermit reeled in Bobby Motherfucking Petrino.

As fans, I think that we should be over the moon.  I apologize for any negative things I said or thought about HY for this or the shit with Pittman the last year.  Whether it's Tyson money or Jerry Jones or whoever, it doesn't matter.  Yurachek is the AD and he got it done for the program and the fans.

Kentucky is not going to hire away the coaches at UNC, Duke, Kansas, etc.  They won't be hiring Nate Oats.  The level of vitriol that you can get immediately at Kentucky is the type that even top coaches don't want to bother with. But who cares?  That's Kentucky's problem now.  If they're not able to snag Donovan from Chicago, there will be bed-shitting and frothing there on day one for whoever else they get.


So this is what it takes to get some folks crawling out of the woodwork.

It's been a minute. 

animal

Quote from: BleedinRed on Apr 08, 2024, 04:52 AMWell, I think we can all agree that Hunter dragged his ballz all over the board with this hire. 
This looks more like Hunter swung and missed and the adults had to step in per usual and save the day. Maybe Hunter had something to do with that but it's almost like there were two searches going on. When he brought Tang, Jans, and Walker into the picture they told him to just go have a seat.


I won't be surprised if HY is invited to go find another gig in the next 12 months.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

The Cowboy Tiger

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Apr 08, 2024, 06:29 AMSo this is what it takes to get some folks crawling out of the woodwork.

It's been a minute. 

I've been in prison.
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

Thin Red Swine


Show-Me Hog

This might be the worst sentence ever written.

Calipari has spent the past 15 seasons as the leader of the Wildcats program and would remain in the SEC to succeed Eric Musselman, who took the vacant job at USC earlier this month if he were to accept an offer to become Arkansas' next coach.

This has been your Moment of Grammar. We now return you to your regularly scheduled discussions.

The Cowboy Tiger

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Apr 08, 2024, 06:38 AMThis might be the worst sentence ever written.

Calipari has spent the past 15 seasons as the leader of the Wildcats program and would remain in the SEC to succeed Eric Musselman, who took the vacant job at USC earlier this month if he were to accept an offer to become Arkansas' next coach.

This has been your Moment of Grammar. We now return you to your regularly scheduled discussions.

If it's from SI then it is AI.
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: The Cowboy Tiger on Apr 08, 2024, 06:40 AMIf it's from SI then it is AI.


AI wouldn't make that mistake, AI can pick up on grammar.

The lead story on cbssports.com with a byline Cameron Salerno.

egregious

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Apr 08, 2024, 06:38 AMThis might be the worst sentence ever written.

Calipari has spent the past 15 seasons as the leader of the Wildcats program and would remain in the SEC to succeed Eric Musselman, who took the vacant job at USC earlier this month if he were to accept an offer to become Arkansas' next coach.

This has been your Moment of Grammar. We now return you to your regularly scheduled discussions.

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animal

I know when sending a txt message and allowing google to translate...it's always an adventure what the fuck google thinks you said. Jesus.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

BleedinRed

Quote from: animal on Apr 08, 2024, 06:35 AMThis looks more like Hunter swung and missed and the adults had to step in per usual and save the day. Maybe Hunter had something to do with that but it's almost like there were two searches going on. When he brought Tang, Jans, and Walker into the picture they told him to just go have a seat.


I won't be surprised if HY is invited to go find another gig in the next 12 months.


To be fair, we don't know if HY approached Tang, Jans, or Walker.  I think it is a certainty that he approached Beard.  

Cornhogio

I wonder if this wasn't in play for a while.  Talk about perfect timing.  It lead on the late Sports Center last night (11:30).  They'd just finished a hockey game, earlier had the Women's Championship, the Men's Championship is tomorrow night.  They led with us.  It will be the talk all day today I bet, and will likely get some coverage in the pre-game tonight and a mention in the game too.  Meanwhile, all the people that had "the scoop" were posting stuff that totally deflected away from what was going on.  If this happened on purpose, it was a pretty skillful management of the process by HY.
Never squat with your spurs on!

jdcatty

Quote from: Cornhogio on Apr 08, 2024, 07:24 AMI wonder if this wasn't in play for a while.  Talk about perfect timing.  It lead on the late Sports Center last night (11:30).  They'd just finished a hockey game, earlier had the Women's Championship, the Men's Championship is tomorrow night.  They led with us.  It will be the talk all day today I bet, and will likely get some coverage in the pre-game tonight and a mention in the game too.  Meanwhile, all the people that had "the scoop" were posting stuff that totally deflected away from what was going on.  If this happened on purpose, it was a pretty skillful management of the process by HY.

I agree.  This will keep us in the news for a good reason for a while, although I am not sure how successful he will ultimately be.

Y'all HY haters can hate away.  The man apparently was playing 3D chess while y'all were playing checkers with Gans and Wade.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

CardHog

Quote from: animal on Apr 08, 2024, 06:35 AMThis looks more like Hunter swung and missed and the adults had to step in per usual and save the day. Maybe Hunter had something to do with that but it's almost like there were two searches going on. When he brought Tang, Jans, and Walker into the picture they told him to just go have a seat.


I won't be surprised if HY is invited to go find another gig in the next 12 months.


I'm not buying this.  Last time the bigs got involved we ended up with Chad Morris.

Trigger7672

Quote from: CardHog on Apr 08, 2024, 07:53 AMI'm not buying this.  Last time the bigs got involved we ended up with Chad Morris.

John Tyson made this hire, not Yurachek.

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

The Cowboy Tiger

Good timing too for him to swagger in to the Red White game on Saturday.
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

animal

This is the ultimate spend money to make money kind of thing though. The excitement around Muss had went away. I think the big money felt like he hit his ceiling and weren't willing to fork it over.

Cal is past his prime no doubt but I would take him over a good many coaches including Muss. And I'm no Cal fan
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

BleedinRed

For those of us playing at home, let me see if I get this right.  When things look to be going to shit, Hunter is at fault.  When we hire a big name and make a big splash, Hunter gets no credit.  Is that the correct answer?