Hogs vs South Cackalacky——Baseball

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the sixth.

Noland grounds out to second. Says the ball hit his foot. Called out. 1 away.

Jones grounds out on a nice play by Souza at third. 2 away.

Reeves grounds out to second.

Hogs lead 4-2 after 6.

[Doc Hogaday]

Like stupid gay or like "jizz in a mustache" gay?

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[Feral]

Curious how the foul ball in the batters box isn't a reviewable play when most (if not all) foul balls are?

I mean, I'll take it, but I'd be livid if that went against us like that.

[BleedinRed]

Like stupid gay or like "jizz in a mustache" gay?

like girls ladyboyz softball gay. 

[Son of Spam]

Top of the seventh.

Rowland leads off. Walks on 4 pitches. Edmunson pinch running for Rowland.

Stovall singles to center. Edmunson moves to third. Runners at the corners, no outs.

McLaughlin takes ball 1. It gets away from the catcher and a run scores. Runner moves to second. 5-2 Hogs. McLaughlin singles to left. Runners at the corners, no outs.

Pitching change brought to you by hair cutting. Cut your bangs and take on some third graders in a pickup game. And abuse them. Polk (RHP) in to pitch for the Cocks.

Aloy drops a single in short right. Run scores. Runners at first and second, no outs. Lead 6-2.

Diggs doubles off the wall in left. 2 runs score. HOGS LEAD 8-2. Runner at second, no outs.

Souza goes down swinging. 1 away.

Holt takes ball 2 that gets away from the catcher. Runner moves to third. 2-1 count. Singles to right. Run scores. 9-2 Hogs. 1 out.

Lovich runs the count full. Walks. Runners at first and second, 1 out.

Pitching change...brought to you by Petit Jean meats. You can't beat Petit Jean meats! Marlatt (pronounced Merlot...not the wine) in.

Wagner flies out to left. Runners hold. 2 away.

Edmunson flies out to left.

Hogs lead 9-2 mid 7.

[Feral]

I never in my right mind thought I'd ever say this but...good game, Parker Rowland. 

[BleedinRed]

I can't fucking stand when our batters watch a pitch go right down the middle and nod their head in agreement like they meant to let it go down the middle. 

How about fucking swing at it!

[Gambler]

I can't fucking stand when our batters watch a pitch go right down the middle and nod their head in agreement like they meant to let it go down the middle. 

How about fucking swing at it!

I approve that strike call.

[Feral]

Diggs and Rowland carrying us in Game 3 just as we all expected.

[Hogfan58]

Where is this offense coming from?

[Cornhogio]

Everything that didn't drop in the second game is falling in the third.  We're making more line drive contact too.

[Son of Spam]

I never in my right mind thought I'd ever say this but...good game, Parker Rowland. 

Same here. I think he was a surprised at that double as we all were.

[Gambler]

Need a home run  and 3 outs.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the seventh. Big Sack Willie Mac in to pitch for the Hogs.

LeCroy (which I believe is a brand of Asian noodles) grounds out to short. High throw but McLaughlin gets it and tags the runner. 1 away.

Me Casas you Casas grounds out into the shift, 6-3. 2 away.

Ellis walks.

Brinling takes a high ball. Runner takes second. Goes down swinging.

Hogs lead 9-2 after 7.

[DirkPiggler]

Same here. I think he was a surprised at that double as we all were.

Like Holt's long single in game one, he missed the HR line by a few inches. 

Surprisingly, Rowland got to 2nd, while Holt couldn't.  Rowland may be the only current or former college athlete that I think I could take in a foot race. 

[Feral]

Need a home run  and 3 outs.

This team never makes anything easy, so you know damn well we'll give up 6 runs in the 7th and 8th and it'll be a nail biter 9th.

[piglosopher]

This team never makes anything easy, so you know damn well we'll give up 6 runs in the 7th and 8th and it'll be a nail biter 9th.

Nah big nuts Willy Mac is in

[Feral]

Petry is in his own head as much as any of our guys. 

It was the same last year in our series.

He came in getting lauded as a Golden Spikes candidate, went 1-11 with 7 K's, and was a pouty bitch for the entire series and wasn't right for the rest of the season.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the eighth. Please stop saying "crooked numbers."

Stovall leads off. Goes down swinging. 1 away.

McLaughlin grounds out sharply to second. 2 away.

Aloy grounds out to first unassisted.

Hogs lead 9-2 mid 8.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the eighth. Will we give up any runs? Will we shit the bed? Stay tuned.

Messina walks.

Petry goes down looking. 1 away.

Noland grounds to Aloy behind the bag at second. He flips to second but the ball is dropped. Runners at first and second, 1 out.

Pinch hitter Jackson doubles to the corner in right. Run scores. 9-3 Hogs. Runners at second and third, 1 out.

Reeves grounds one off the foot of Willie Mac. Run scores. Runners at the corners, 1 out. 9-4 Hogs.

Next up with a sac fly to left. Sliding catch by Lovich. Run scores. 9-5 Hogs. 2 away.

Causey in to pinch hit. Hits one to the wall in center. Wilmsmeyer makes the catch for the out.

Hogs lead 9-5 after 8.