Hogs vs South Cackalacky——Baseball

[Son of Spam]

Your previously #1 Arkansas Razorbacks take on the South Carolina COCKS for a three game road series beginning tomorrow at 6:00 PM. Second game is Saturday at 2:00PM and the final game is Sunday at 12:30 PM. All games will be shown on SECN+. Hopefully, we can come out of our road games woes and take this series. Our fielding has been great. If we can ever get our pitching and hitting going at the same time, look out. As usual, GO HOGS!

And now, your Bob Uecker quote for the game:

I think my top salary was maybe in 1966. I made $17,000 and 11 of that came from selling other players' equipment.

Bob Uecker

[Thin Red Swine]

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[Feral]

Schedule change. We're playing a double header tomorrow (two 9 inning games at least) due to rain forecast on Sunday.

ETA - Game 1 at noon CT, with Game 2 an hour after Game 1 wraps.

https://x.com/razorbackbsb/status/1781428866260631855?s=46

[Doc Hogaday]

https://twitter.com/RazorbackBSB/status/1781442650752880708

[DirkPiggler]

https://twitter.com/RazorbackBSB/status/1781442650752880708

Swap out Jones for Wilmsmeyer (in LF with Holt in CF) and this may be our best lineup. 

[DirkPiggler]

I can take play-by-play if needed, with the caveat that in about 15-20 minutes I'm going to quickly scarf down some food and may need a brief sub. 

[Vito Porkleone]

Top 1

Stovall K's.  1 Out.

Aloy doubles into the LCF gap.  Man on 2nd.

McLaughlin swings and misses at one at eye level.  2 outs.

Souza K's.

0 - 0 after a half.

Cocks coming up.

[DirkPiggler]

LINEUPS: 

YOUR ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS:

See above.

USC-East

1. Cole (not Jo Dee) Messina C
2. Parker (not Connor) Noland 2B
3. Ethan (not Dan) Petry RF
4. Dalton (not Christopher) Reeves DH
5. Kennedy (not Jerry) Jones LF
6. Gavin (not Tristan) Casas 1B
7. Talmadge (not Jonathan) LeCroy 3B
8. Austin (not the capitol of texass) Brinling CF
9. Will (not deceased Dallas PD officer JD) Tippett SS

P. Roman (not Gabriel) Kimball RHP.

[Son of Spam]

Took me a minute. Top of the first.

Stovall strikes out. 1 away.

Aloy doubles to the gap in left center. 1 on.

[Son of Spam]

LINEUPS: 

YOUR ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS:

See above.

USC-East

1. Cole (not Jo Dee) Messina C
2. Parker (not Connor) Noland 2B
3. Ethan (not Dan) Petry RF
4. Dalton (not Christopher) Reeves DH
5. Kennedy (not Jerry) Jones LF
6. Gavin (not Tristan) Casas 1B
7. Talmadge (not Jonathan) LeCroy 3B
8. Austin (not the capitol of texass) Brinling CF
9. Will (not deceased Dallas PD officer JD) Tippett SS

P. Roman (not Gabriel) Kimball RHP.

Go ahead and take over. I will not be able tomorrow. Watching my grandson play.

[Son of Spam]

Top 1

Stovall K's.  1 Out.

Aloy doubles into the LCF gap.  Man on 2nd.

McLaughlin

Don't change our luck.

[Son of Spam]

Ugly K by McLaughlin.

[Gambler]

Their pitcher is a dipshit.

[Vito Porkleone]

Bottom 1st

Messina loops one into LCF.  Runner on 1st.

Noland K's.  Sit down bitch.  1 out.

Petry K's.  Sit down bitch.  2 outs.

Reeves fouls out to 3B.  3 outs.

0 - 0 after 1

[Vito Porkleone]

Top 2nd

Holt pops up to 2B.  1 out.

Diggs flies out to RCF.  2 outs.

Wagner flies out to LCF.  3 outs.

0 - 0

[Vito Porkleone]

Bottom 2nd

Jones flies out to CF.  1 out.

Casas K's.  Sit down bitch.  2 outs.

Lecroy K's.  Sit down bitch.  3 outs.


No score after 2 complete.

[DirkPiggler]

Go ahead and take over. I will not be able tomorrow. Watching my grandson play.

I'll take at least one tomorrow. 

[Son of Spam]

This isn't their ace, is it?

[Vito Porkleone]

Top 3rd

White K's.  1 out.

Wilmsmeyer walks.  Runner on 1st.

Stovall walks.  Runners at 1st & 2nd.

Pitching change.  Good in for Kimball.

Aloy flies out to LF.  2 outs.

McLaughlin flies out to R.  3 outs.


No score.

[Son of Spam]

@Vito Porkleone ...keep going. We don't change horses in mid stream.