Tyson vs Paul

Started by Carpe DeHam, Nov 13, 2024, 07:09 AM

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Carpe DeHam

I'd be fine with Tyson beating the shit out of Paul Friday night.

 

Trigger7672


BleedinRed

The problem with Tyson is we all still remember him from his heyday.  He obviously isn't beating a young top heavyweight but my God he still looks and moves great.  He may still be Iron Mike and he might just kill Paul.

The real question is if this fight is a real fight.

Lurk

Tyson will knock him out.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

BleedinRed

Quote from: Lurk on Nov 13, 2024, 09:23 AMTyson will knock him out.

That's my gut feeling too.  The guy looks incredible and old man strength is a real thing.  Plus, I do believe this is all for show.

BASS

I bet Tyson at his age can still throw a helluva punch. No way Paul had ever been hit that hard. This is Peter McNeely all over again.

But I bet Tyson will play the strategic game of giving people their money's worth and take it easy for a while.
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Trigger7672

I went to a UFC event in Dallas two years ago, Tyson was there and he was using a cane to get around. Jake Paul isn't a legit pro boxer but he's not a complete bum either. He's good enough to not get hit clean by a 60 year old. Tyson probably has about 60 seconds of gas. Paul by round 4 knockout.

BleedinRed

I know nothing of Paul but if he is a legit heavy weight then Tyson may get his geriatric ass whooped.

Gambler

Tyson should debone this fucker.

Son of Spam

Tyson should hit him this hard:
1970's: Denver RB Floyd Little: "Dick Butkus hit me so hard my body almost liquified. He helps me up and says 'You Ok?' I said, 'Yeah of course.' He says, 'Well if you're ok, why are you in our huddle?' He'd hit me so hard I'd followed him into the Bears huddle. He turned me around and sent me back"
Well, shit...

buff2.0

Paul is a "good" boxer but I've never seen him be a good fighter.  If this was a legit fight, Tyson would just barge in like the "natural born killer" he is and Paul isn't a good enough fighter to weather that storm. 

But... it's Paul so it's not legit. It's a money grab, and my only hope is that Tyson is the one to finally shove the knife into Jake's back and fuck the wound.  I want the last words Jake Paul hears that night to be "Give me my money, bitch."
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

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egregious

not related to this but I saw something on the internet about Tyson being pissed off when Larry Holmes beat up old Ali like he did so he vowed to beat the shit out of him when he got the chance and made sure Ali was there to watch

That was obviously way closer to prime Tyson.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Lurk

Quote from: egregious on Nov 13, 2024, 06:50 PMnot related to this but I saw something on the internet about Tyson being pissed off when Larry Holmes beat up old Ali like he did so he vowed to beat the shit out of him when he got the chance and made sure Ali was there to watch

That was obviously way closer to prime Tyson.
Prime Tyson when Kevin Rooney was managing him was the goat.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

BleedinRed

Don ruined Tyson.  Tyson was for the most part contained when surrounded by people that cared for him.  

vegashog

Quote from: egregious on Nov 13, 2024, 06:50 PMnot related to this but I saw something on the internet about Tyson being pissed off when Larry Holmes beat up old Ali like he did so he vowed to beat the shit out of him when he got the chance and made sure Ali was there to watch

That was obviously way closer to prime Tyson.
he's said as much in a couple of interviews. thought it was total disrespect.


BleedinRed

Wonder who gets Paul's shoes when he breaks his neck.  

obijuana

Tyson was never built for the long haul. The longer it goes the odds of him getting beat goes up exponentially. Even to a douchcanoe like Jake Paul. 
I'm sorry Elvis......for all of it.

Guardrail

Quote from: obijuana on Nov 13, 2024, 08:15 PMTyson was never built for the long haul. The longer it goes the odds of him getting beat goes up exponentially. Even to a douchcanoe like Jake Paul. 
I was thinking the same thing. Tyson better get him early. He may still be Iron Mike, but Father Time is undefeated.
If this is all for show, Mike could still
Get pissed off and start throwing bombs. I hope he does!
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Papa Pigeritus



I think Iron Mike still has it. It might be for show, but it's hard to bet against the guy.