Happy Thanksgiving Woopiggians

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Son of Spam

Quote from: Pumpkin Escobar on Nov 27, 2025, 02:06 PMYou'll be there at 6?  :D
Only to receive. If he is having BJs for Thanksgiving, we should all be there we should all get one.
Well, shit...

Hogfan58

Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 27, 2025, 01:23 PMThe price of marrying a yankee.

I'm lucky. Her mom would put pineapple in the jello or sometimes vegetables. I was afraid to ask what vegetables because I was afraid I'd get sick if she told me.
I need help and I know it.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 27, 2025, 02:32 PMI'm lucky. Her mom would put pineapple in the jello or sometimes vegetables. I was afraid to ask what vegetables because I was afraid I'd get sick if she told me.

Was her name Aunt Bethany?


BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 27, 2025, 01:20 PMI don't talk to Mom's family anymore, and we haven't for years.  Dad's side of the family doesn't do Thanksgiving anymore because everyone is off doing their own thing.  Dad's gone, and Mom's in the hospital with a staph infection... so I'm smoking a prime rib for myself and the dogs.

At least when the extended family does get together in Carlisle we know not to bring crock pot dressing and jello molds.

Saw the prime rib pic on Elon's website.  Excellent job.  

buff2.0

Quote from: BleedinRed on Nov 27, 2025, 04:52 PMSaw the prime rib pic on Elon's website.  Excellent job. 

Trying to avoid the coma until after we kick Dook's ass

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"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Happy Young Cow Day!

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Sus-Scrofa

Damn Duke put a damper on a pretty good day.

Now a few hours of sleep before I go stand in line at 4:30 in the morning to get a damn free stuffed animal for my niece.  Shouldn't have started this 12 years ago, but now I'm kind of stuck continuing the streak.

mr.zorak

Cold ham and Turkey sandwich with mustard on white bread.
MMMMMMMMMMMMM..
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

HTL

If this MIL doesn't leave soon there's gonna be a tragic drowning in the lake.

TheOtherWhiteMeat

Spent most of the day taking my wife to UAMS ER. Fortunately it was a light crowd and she came home with antibiotics. Finally got to take the turkey breast from Honeybaked Ham out of the fridge and stick the sides in the oven.

BleedinRed

Quote from: TheOtherWhiteMeat on Nov 28, 2025, 04:46 PMSpent most of the day taking my wife to UAMS ER. Fortunately it was a light crowd and she came home with antibiotics. Finally got to take the turkey breast from Honeybaked Ham out of the fridge and stick the sides in the oven.

Sorry to hear that.  Hope it isn't anything serious TOWN.  

Hognrock

Quote from: TheOtherWhiteMeat on Nov 28, 2025, 04:46 PMSpent most of the day taking my wife to UAMS ER. Fortunately it was a light crowd and she came home with antibiotics. Finally got to take the turkey breast from Honeybaked Ham out of the fridge and stick the sides in the oven.

I hope your better half is feeling better

HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: HogOfWar on Nov 27, 2025, 10:08 AMGood idea. Thanks!

Well, did you put that uppity bitch in her place?

Texzilla

Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 27, 2025, 02:32 PMI'm lucky. Her mom would put pineapple in the jello or sometimes vegetables. I was afraid to ask what vegetables because I was afraid I'd get sick if she told me.

I had an aunt that thought she was the Julia child of Texas congealed salads.  Your raspberry jello with raspberries sounds great compared to some of the shit we were served.  My old man made me taste every one of them.  We'd get shit like lime jello with miracle whip, marshmallows, pimentos, pineapple chunks, and tuna fish.  Blecchhh!

Borenutz

Our grands pull the cheese off the pizza and don't want cheese on their burgers. But they eat raw broccoli and limes and lemons. Weird shit. I thought the jello salads were weird when I was a kid and still do. But give me some sautéed mushrooms all day. I guess each to their own.

TheOtherWhiteMeat

Quote from: BleedinRed on Nov 28, 2025, 04:55 PMSorry to hear that.  Hope it isn't anything serious TOWN. 

Quote from: Hognrock on Nov 28, 2025, 04:57 PMI hope your better half is feeling better

She's doing better, thanks. She developed cellulitis on her right foot. I had never heard of it but it's very painful and before we went to the ER she could barely walk. The antibiotics are working because she's able to walk now and doesn't hurt near as much.

mde114

Quote from: mr.zorak on Nov 28, 2025, 01:33 PMCold ham and Turkey sandwich with mustard on white bread.
MMMMMMMMMMMMM..

Best part of thanksgiving!

Texzilla

I made the best dressing I've ever made.  This morning DiL made waffles with the leftovers.