2024 US Open

Started by jdcatty, Jun 10, 2024, 01:24 PM

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Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jun 30, 2024, 03:59 PMIn the Rocket Mortgage tourney just now, one of the co-leaders drilled a 97 yard tee shot right into the trees. 97 yards.....

Yeah, any of us could do that but maybe not the follow up, smoke a drawing 5-wood around that tree 250 yards near the green, then a simple pitch and putt for par.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Jun 30, 2024, 04:10 PMYeah, any of us could do that but maybe not the follow up, smoke a drawing 5-wood around that tree 250 yards near the green, then a simple pitch and putt for par.
True. I have just never seen a pro drill a shit off the tee that straight into the trees. It looked like one of my tee shots.

Well, shit...

The Whyte Boar

I saw Jesper Parnivek miss a homicide charge by about six inches during a practice round in Tulsa.  It was 18 at Southern Hills and the spectators were lined up about 75 yards on either side out from the tee box.  He hit a duck hook that took and incredibly hard turn at head height at 75 yards and six inches and just missed some dude. 

And yeah, he still parred the hole. lol

Thin Red Swine

This finish is starting to look like a bunch of guys who haven't won much. And it's clear why.

Bhatia is going to be a star, but these guys are giving it to him.

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Yeah I guess stardom is going to be delayed. My jinx record remains untarnished though. 

Corn Pop

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jun 30, 2024, 05:13 PMCHOKED!

Yes he did. I got a little nervous for him when he left that 34 ft. birdie putt for the win a little too short. That's where the choke began. I agree with TRS though, I think he's going to be a star. He's only 21. And he's got a look about him at 6'1", 130lbs.
I really don't care, Margaret.

egregious

He's the guy who looks sort of homeless isn't he?
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Son of Spam

Quote from: egregious on Jun 30, 2024, 09:28 PMHe's the guy who looks sort of homeless isn't he?
The one who looks like he is wearing the fake nose/glasses thingy. And he is about 130#. Skinny dude but can pile drive the ball.
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jul 01, 2024, 08:53 AMThe one who looks like he is wearing the fake nose/glasses thingy. And he is about 130#. Skinny dude but can pile drive the ball.

Evidently that's not all he can pile drive.

His fiancée...

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Son of Spam

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Jul 01, 2024, 07:49 PMEvidently that's not all he can pile drive.

His fiancée...

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Yowsa!
Well, shit...

jethro

Women can smell money.  Even money that is in the future, but hasn't arrived yet.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: jethro on Jul 01, 2024, 08:37 PMWomen can smell money.  Even money that is in the future, but hasn't arrived yet.

He's doing fine, has already won twice in two years.

And yes, there can be no doubt the attraction.