Texas Game Thread

[Thin Red Swine]

Will be a miracle if it's not 17-0 at halftime. 

[Feral]

Offense has been clownshoes today.

Horrendous playcalling. Terrible execution. Stupid penalties and decision making.

Rodgers was correct. This will be a profoundly boring blowout where our defense will keep us hanging around while our offense stomps on their dicks, and they'll pull away in the second half when our defense gives out.

[passed]

Just wait... Second half the D collapses, and the O continues to do exactly jack and shit.

[Thin Red Swine]

Yeah let's give the punter a forearm bump after he kicks it 30 yards and it rolls 20 more.

[Hognrock]

May not matter now, but why not let the play clock run down to :02 before punting there? Little stuff like that irks me

[buff2.0]

1. Get 3rd down sack
2. Call timeout
3. Fair catch punt
4. Run up the middle for no gain
5. Let clock expire

The one time Sategna doesn't fair catch it is when a defender is closing in fast with the help of his blocker.

[Barton Fink]

It's like we flip a coin before the game to see which side of the ball will play well.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Why'd we call timeout?  We all know we're going to the locker room assuming we catch the punt 

[Thin Red Swine]

May not matter now, but why not let the play clock run down to :02 before punting there? Little stuff like that irks me

If Sam's body isn't already in the locker room, his mind surely is.

[Thin Red Swine]

Call timeout so we can fair catch a punt?

[Son of Spam]

Our own guy hits the returner again?

[Cornhogio]

Singleton in please.  This is pathetic.

[RazorB]

Sam's not getting a Christmas card from me this year.

[Show-Me Hog]

Who had 10-0 at halftime?

If someone had told me we held them to 10 in the first half, I would be ecstatic, and would definitely think we were ahead.

God we are a schizophrenic team.

[Thin Red Swine]

Defense B
Special teams D
O-line D
Receivers D
Running backs Incomplete
Quarterback F

[egregious]

Sam's not getting a Christmas card from me this year.

He should get one from Green's mom.

[Show-Me Hog]

May not matter now, but why not let the play clock run down to :02 before punting there? Little stuff like that irks me

I was thinking the same thing.

You snap the ball with 0:01 when it's a running clock and you want to limit the time for the other team.

You don't even have to have a room temperature IQ to know that.

[mde114]

Texas is nothing offensively.

If we could piss a drop on offense we'd give the a game.

Sit Green, he's mentally checked out and not 💯 physically.

[Piggielicious]

We have a dollar general head coach

[Thin Red Swine]

Our running game, not counting Green, has 7 carries for a shade under 5 yards per carry.  Green has 8 "carries."

This is the one time I agree to subtract sacks from rushing yards. He has run/spun his way into all four of those.