Texas Game Thread

[DirkPiggler]

Our own guy hits the returner again?

No the Texass guy made contact.  Our #83 was trying to pull him away.  They could have called a hold on us, but in the absence of a hold there was no justification for picking up the flag for interference.  He was absolutely, indisputably NOT blocked into Sategna by our player. 

[Texzilla]

Singleton will portal and I won't blame him one bit.

He's no doubt thinking "you MFers are sitting me for this clown?"

This is a problem with Sam and too many other coaches especially with QBs.  If a dude is having a bad game they won't put in the backup.  Dont be surprised if green and singleton portal out. 

[HogOfWar]

No more GO HOGS spell out at Halftime, then.

[Gambler]

Lost power. Heard a transformer blow. Maybe God is trying to spare me the pain.

[Texzilla]

We have a dollar general head coach

He actually is the Meeker Oklahoma Dollar General head coach.  It is the sorriest location of their 84000 stores.

[Hognrock]

Lost power. Heard a transformer blow. Maybe God is trying to spare me the pain.

IF we come back and win this, I wish you never have power again sir.

[HogOfWar]

He actually is the Meeker Oklahoma Dollar General head coach.  It is the sorriest location of their 84000 stores.

He dubbed himself K-Mart last game. As Bankrupt as is the store.

[buff2.0]

Lost power. Heard a transformer blow. Maybe God is trying to spare me the pain.

"Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."

[mde114]

He actually is the Meeker Oklahoma Dollar General head coach.  It is the sorriest location of their 84000 stores.

Do they make you shop the merchandise in the 18 wheeler instead of just stacking it in the middle of the aisle?

[egregious]

He actually is the Meeker Oklahoma Dollar General head coach.  It is the sorriest location of their 84000 84012 stores.

updated for halftime

[Thin Red Swine]

No the Texass guy made contact.  Our #83 was trying to pull him away.  They could have called a hold on us, but in the absence of a hold there was no justification for picking up the flag for interference.  He was absolutely, indisputably NOT blocked into Sategna by our player. 

Agreed.

We could've at least maybe gotten in position to miss a long field goal.

But probably would've just been another sack or threve.

[mde114]

Our return man tells Texas, "hold my beer"

[buff2.0]

Stellar start to the half

[Hogfan58]

Our offense looks like shit

[Thin Red Swine]

So yeah, let's RPO or chuck it every play.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Generous spot!

[Thin Red Swine]

Does Harris know he's bigger than a chip-blocking running back?

[RazorB]

Bobby's just picking plays out of a hat.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Take him out, good grief.

[DirkPiggler]

Can we remove the toss play from our playbook?  I can't recall it working at all this year, even in games where we've run the ball well.  I do remember a couple of fumbles though.