Texas Game Thread

Started by Texzilla, Nov 16, 2024, 10:29 AM

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mde114

So, y'all were saying we're red shirting a pretty good offensive lineman ?

Hogfan58

Our O tackles are horrible
I need help and I know it.

Thin Red Swine

One out of six plays was a called run, and a bad one at that. 

And I guess Jackson is hurt again.




Defense gonna spit the bit very soon.

BleedinRed

I like Petrino but I'm ready to love n from this entire staff.  They don't do anything that makes us better.  Same shit every week.  

Thin Red Swine

There's the beginning. A broken play for 8 yards.

Hogfan58

Sit Green, he's spooked and scared
I need help and I know it.

Cornhogio

We don't have a head coach.  Sam Pittman is the fucking press secretary.  This is fucking stupid.
Never squat with your spurs on!

BleedinRed

Playing Singleton doesn't reduce our chances of winning.  Make the fucking change.   

Do something different for once.  

Thin Red Swine

That's the second time they've had a receiver running with no one within 15 yards.


So...improvement over the Ole Miss game.

Hogfan58

Any semblance of an offense and we'd be in this
I need help and I know it.

Sus-Scrofa

A lot to hate about Burt Auburn.

BASS

Bert the punter has a glorious permed mullet
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Thin Red Swine

Ewers is ass.

They'd probably be mopping the field with Manning.

mde114

It's like Sam's invited Sark over to the lake and Sark doesn't want the weekend to be awkward.

DirkPiggler

The Texass kicker looks like Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Thin Red Swine

Look at that "effort" by the field goal defense.

Just a grab-ass football team.

mde114

Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 16, 2024, 12:59 PMSit Green, he's spooked and scared

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I don't think he really likes the sport

Show-Me Hog

Surely QB change this series.

There won't be.

mde114

Maybe we want to keep our powder dry for La Tech?

buff2.0

Surprised that kick didn't stop at the 1.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."