Texas Game Thread

[Texzilla]

Do they make you shop the merchandise in the 18 wheeler instead of just stacking it in the middle of the aisle?

They don't stock shit.  The manager screams at employees on the floor.  They would murder him if they had a weapon.  Conversely they have a new DG Market 6 miles west in Jacktown.  It's a great store.

[BASS]

Keep pounding the rock

[buff2.0]

Holy shit, I think JQJ just impregnated a few Longwhorns

[BASS]

Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in

[Barton Fink]

Tessitore calls a great game.

[Thin Red Swine]

Petrino finally remembered it's legal to call a handoff to an actual running back.

[mde114]

Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in

I'm with you brother

[Doc Hogaday]

Ewers bomb incoming.

[Show-Me Hog]

Tessitore calls a great game.

Woo
Pig
Sooie

[BASS]

Come on defense, intercept fucking Opie here

[Thin Red Swine]

Such a good runner when he's not dinged up. He makes the blockers look a lot better.

[Barton Fink]

Such a good runner when he's not dinged up. He makes the blockers look a lot better.

NFL worthy if he can stay healthy.

[Texzilla]

I wonder if Rick B is wearing a Burger King crown

[Barton Fink]

Good series D!

[BASS]

Damn that was close. Ewers limping off the field

[Texzilla]

Sark should consider arch but he won't.

[Thin Red Swine]

Ewers limping off the field

...would be the worst thing that could happen to us.

[BASS]

Come on BMFP you magnificent bastard

[buff2.0]

Come on BMFP you magnificent bastard

First down kill shot?

[BASS]

I wonder if Rick B is wearing a Burger King crown

I lol'd