Happy New Years

Started by SwahiliSteve, Dec 31, 2024, 01:25 PM

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Son of Spam

#80
Jan 01, 2026, 12:35 PM
Quote from: BASS on Jan 01, 2026, 12:34 PMno, it was about as disappointing as it could have gone.
Keep your chin up. It could have always been worse. It could have been a guy.
Well, shit...

Lurk

#81
Jan 01, 2026, 12:43 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 01, 2026, 12:35 PMKeep your chin up. It could have always been worse. It could have been a guy.
With a roofie.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

buff2.0

#82
Jan 01, 2026, 12:56 PM
Quote from: Lurk on Jan 01, 2026, 12:43 PMWith a roofie.

So if Bass ever asks Woopig for advice on choosing the right hemorrhoid cream are we just all going to assume the worst?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

mr.zorak

#83
Jan 01, 2026, 01:21 PM
Reminds me of a pretty good one:
Guy goes to the doctor and says after my one night stand last night, I woke up to strange rings on my peeter, one brown one red.  Can you help me doc?

Doctor runs some tests and comes back to say :  well I got good news and not so good news.

Good news is the red ring is lipstick, the not so good news is the brown one is chewing tobacco.
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Hognrock

#84
Jan 01, 2026, 03:49 PM
We had pork ribs w/ sauerkraut, black eyed peas, cornbread, greens and cabbage. I love that meal but can only do it once or twice a year.

Happy New Year you magnificent bastards (and the one lady)
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