Happy New Years

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HogOfWar

#60
Dec 31, 2025, 09:07 PM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Dec 31, 2025, 05:53 PMMe and Mrs. Fink are celebrating our 15th anniversary today. Got a Deluca's pizza for dinner and plan on watching football all night. You degens stay safe out there.

Happy Anniversary!
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

buff2.0

#61
Dec 31, 2025, 09:07 PM
Quote from: BASS on Dec 31, 2025, 06:54 PMyou can't get advice like this just anywhere folks

That might be a good thing.  Keep this place's value hidden.

Ask her if she's shit today.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogOfWar

#62
Dec 31, 2025, 09:09 PM
Quote from: Cornhogio on Dec 31, 2025, 09:03 PMForty years ago today I proposed to my wife.  Hope she never comes to her senses.

Happy New Years you 'uns. 

Happy Engagement Anniversary!
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

BASS

#63
Dec 31, 2025, 09:21 PM
headed to maxine's to meet the next ex-mrs bass
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

HogOfWar

#64
Dec 31, 2025, 09:31 PM
Quote from: BASS on Dec 31, 2025, 09:21 PMheaded to maxine's to meet the next ex-mrs bass

Good luck. We're all counting on you.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

buff2.0

#65
Dec 31, 2025, 09:35 PM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Dec 31, 2025, 09:31 PMGood luck. We're all counting on you.

I just hope he doesn't get murdered and his hollowed-out body used to smuggle cash and a crate of AK's to South America
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Third_down_draw

#66
Jan 01, 2026, 12:06 AM
Happy new year you old faggorts!

egregious

#67
Jan 01, 2026, 03:51 AM
Happy New Year!  Maybe all of you average 3.5 on Wordle this year.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

animal

#68
Jan 01, 2026, 05:59 AM
Damn I missed it...never even heard the fireworks.  :stache:


Also who had AI Trans-Sexual Robots coming before Flying Cars. Damn the future is really something
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

buff2.0

#69
Jan 01, 2026, 08:07 AM
I hate that "AI Trans-Sexual Robots" is the first thing I read in 2026
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

#70
Jan 01, 2026, 08:23 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jan 01, 2026, 08:07 AMI hate that "AI Trans-Sexual Robots" is the first thing I read in 2026

I wanna party with this dude.

Private John Winger.

Son of Spam

#71
Jan 01, 2026, 10:33 AM
Anybody heard from Bass? Is he still alive?
Well, shit...

mr.zorak

#72
Jan 01, 2026, 10:41 AM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 01, 2026, 10:33 AMAnybody heard from Bass? Is he still alive?
I thought the same thing this morning.  Was going to ask if he paid for diner or was it a Sadie Hawkins.

Eating a pot of sweet grits for breakfast watching the parade.   Got the blackeye peas on for the afternoon and country ham.  I'm trying to channel my best Texzilla on cooking.
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Son of Spam

#73
Jan 01, 2026, 10:56 AM
Quote from: mr.zorak on Jan 01, 2026, 10:41 AMI thought the same thing this morning.  Was going to ask if he paid for diner or was it a Sadie Hawkins.

Eating a pot of sweet grits for breakfast watching the parade.   Got the blackeye peas on for the afternoon and country ham.  I'm trying to channel my best Texzilla on cooking.
And let's all hate Bama today. Not as much as Texass, but close. Fixing to make mimosa's for me and the wife before the games start. Got the peas, greens, and corn bread ready for later today. Happy New Year everyone!
Well, shit...

buff2.0

#74
Jan 01, 2026, 10:57 AM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 01, 2026, 10:33 AMAnybody heard from Bass? Is he still alive?

His hollowed-out corpse is being packed full of cash and AK's
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DrMongoose

#75
Jan 01, 2026, 11:54 AM
Happy new year! Maybe 2026 bring you good health, great memories, and strong WiFi.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Cornhogio

#76
Jan 01, 2026, 12:02 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 01, 2026, 10:56 AMAnd let's all hate Bama today. Not as much as Texass, but close. Fixing to make mimosa's for me and the wife before the games start. Got the peas, greens, and corn bread ready for later today. Happy New Year everyone!

Road testing a new recipe for mah black eyed peas today.

https://www.thespruceeats.com/southern-peas-black-eyed-peas-recipe-3054509

Looking forward to it.  Should help my propulsion system on the treadmill tomorrow.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

BASS

#77
Jan 01, 2026, 12:14 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 01, 2026, 10:33 AMAnybody heard from Bass? Is he still alive?

i woke up at home with all of my organs and nothing stuffed into my orifices.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Son of Spam

#78
Jan 01, 2026, 12:22 PM
Quote from: BASS on Jan 01, 2026, 12:14 PMi woke up at home with all of my organs and nothing stuffed into my orifices.
Was anything stuffed in her orifices? We need details.
Well, shit...

BASS

#79
Jan 01, 2026, 12:34 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 01, 2026, 12:22 PMWas anything stuffed in her orifices? We need details.

no, it was about as disappointing as it could have gone.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism
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