Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!

Started by VerotiK, Mar 14, 2023, 01:06 PM

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buff2.0

Snow is knee deep to a border collie here in Jonesboro.  Idk, that's probably like 6-7".  Hasn't stopped coming down yet.  Speaking of border collie, mine figured out how to open the back door so guess who got snow in the living room.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

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HogOfWar

Been coming down pretty good for an hour now here in OKC.
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aaron

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jan 24, 2026, 12:45 PMSnow is knee deep to a border collie here in Jonesboro.  Idk, that's probably like 6-7".  Hasn't stopped coming down yet.  Speaking of border collie, mine figured out how to open the back door so guess who got snow in the living room.

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animal

Meanwhile in Japan I'm told McDonald's is selling adult creme pies. Chocolate and Vanilla.  :stache:


I don't know what's more shocking...that Japan has a McDonald's or that they are selling adult creme pies. 
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Barton Fink

Well, that's a weather update I didn't expect.

buff2.0

Can it be like Build-a-Bear where I go make the cream pie before I purchase it?  Like "hey everyone check out this pastry I nutted in on vacation" <insert Van Wilder clip here>
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

pigtacular

Quote from: Guardrail on Jan 24, 2026, 12:36 PMBenton power flickering sporadically on this side of town. May be the last of electricity for a bit once it finally dies.

I'm Just west of Benton.  We're on First Electric and 4 or 5 times since about 830 this morning the lights have dimmed briefly.  I assume that was due to the total load on the system, not power lines being snapped.
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Thin Red Swine

I feel your pain.

I had to turn on the pool heater this week.

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BASS

48 hours ago the forecast was over a foot of snow for nwa by now. I think there is three inches at most. Way to go nws.
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Son of Spam

Quote from: BASS on Jan 24, 2026, 04:48 PM48 hours ago the forecast was over a foot of snow for nwa by now. I think there is three inches at most. Way to go nws.
We got about 3-4" over here. It wasn't near as bad as they were making it out to be. We are supposed to get more late this afternoon/night but that remains to be seen. Mostly freezing rain tonight...supposedly.
Well, shit...

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: BASS on Jan 24, 2026, 04:48 PM48 hours ago the forecast was over a foot of snow for nwa by now. I think there is three inches at most. Way to go nws.

I think yalls big snow is tonight now. Or they could be wrong again.

DrMongoose

Quote from: BASS on Jan 24, 2026, 04:48 PM48 hours ago the forecast was over a foot of snow for nwa by now. I think there is three inches at most. Way to go nws.

Every time they go big forecasting doom and gloom it underperforms.
You would think the law of averages would be on their side but now.
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Guardrail

The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

Loma

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That's the line that feeds my home.

Barton Fink

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Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Loma on Jan 24, 2026, 06:13 PMI am screwed.You cannot view this attachment.

That's the line that feeds my home.

I think you can fix it yourself.  Just need some titebond and duct tape.

Vito Porkleone

The snow/sleet line is right thru the middle of Washington county.  Looks like mostly sleet for us until after midnight.

buff2.0

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Jan 24, 2026, 06:26 PMI think you can fix it yourself.  Just need some titebond and duct tape.

Nah just take an extension cord, cut the ends off, and use it to splice the cable back together.  It's safe as long as he's on the ground.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Natty_Ice

Arkansas got off pretty light all things considered:

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animal

Heard it raining early on around 5 am to 5:30 where I'm at...I think that's probably good enough to keep me off the roads for a bit. I'll do snow and sleet but ice....I'll let everyone else get out there and wear it down. Does seem like we dodged a bullet not sure if this is over or not. 

Think it's supposed to be like 4 degrees tomorrow morning. So neat. Might have to wear an extra layer of long panties. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it