Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!

Started by VerotiK, Mar 14, 2023, 01:06 PM

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The Reverend SnoopHogg

Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Jun 25, 2023, 05:02 PMYeah...supposed to be an actual 108 in LR Wednesday and Lord knows what the heat index will be.

164 degrees.  St. Greta of Fundburhg says "how dare you!"

animal

My power is out. It's been real yaw. I'm tired boss.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Doc Hogaday

Quote from: animal on Jun 25, 2023, 06:21 PMMy power is out. It's been real yaw. I'm tired boss.

"It's hot, boss! He tired!"

Pants ironed and back for more

Son of Spam

Just had a storm blow through here. High assed winds, raining sideways, thunder, and lightning. I have a shit ton of leaves and limbs in my back yard. Hope I don't lose any trees. And the power is out.
Well, shit...

Too Big Pig

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jun 25, 2023, 06:59 PMJust had a storm blow through here. High assed winds, raining sideways, thunder, and lightning. I have a shit ton of leaves and limbs in my back yard. Hope I don't lose any trees. And the power is out.

But at least it's not 96/113 anymore?
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

jdcatty

My son in law is from Morrilton.  His parent's house had a tree fall on their house-- fortunately they were in a different room. 

Lotsa power outages all over the place.  Y'all be safe.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Texzilla

When that solar fouchebag knocks on your door tell him to fuck of but use it as a reminder to go buy a bigass generator and put a tanker truck if frisée in the ground.

Son of Spam

Drove around a little this morning. There was a HUGE tree that blew over near us. It crushed some guy's fence and nearly hit his house. The root ball was twice as tall as our CX-9.
Well, shit...

dhog

Quote from: jdcatty on Jun 25, 2023, 09:52 PMMy son in law is from Morrilton.  His parent's house had a tree fall on their house-- fortunately they were in a different room. 

Lotsa power outages all over the place.  Y'all be safe.

We were coming back from Heber Springs yesterday and got caught West of Morrilton in that storm. Had to pull off 40 for about a half hour. Lots of wind, sideways rain and hail. No damage to my truck.

WaywardMemphian

Marked Tree got nailed for the 3rd time this month. This one tore them a new one. Tons of damage, winds of 90+ mph.

SwahiliSteve

Holy shit we just got a hail storm from hell and flooding. I25 totally flooded...all of highlands fucked. Federal was a lake. So was colfax. Just search denver flooding on the twatters
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

buff2.0

I would love to roll around in that hail.  Everything is on fire here.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 29, 2023, 07:40 PMI would love to roll around in that hail.  Everything is on fire here.


Walked outside at 5 this morning and you could already tell it was going to be miserable 

Pigsmoke

Hail on the high plains of Colorado this evening, screw this going to try Wyoming tomorrow.
Been a while since I visited, Colorado is turning into a shit hole.

The Reverend SnoopHogg


hit_that_line

Watered the plants at 6 this morning. Immediate swamp ass.

buff2.0

I'm about to spend two hours inspecting some new grain bins to turn over to a client. Going to go roll in a rice field when I'm done.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 30, 2023, 07:43 AMI'm about to spend two hours inspecting some new grain bins to turn over to a client. Going to go roll in a rice field when I'm done.
is your client a bunch of fucking Chinese buying up our gd grain?

Hope it hails and there is a tornado if so
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Son of Spam

Quote from: hit_that_line on Jun 30, 2023, 07:40 AMWatered the plants at 6 this morning. Immediate swamp ass.
Went out at 7:30 this morning and trimmed a hedge and bagged up the clippings. Then took two screens off of the windows and re screened them. Showered afterwards but you can't tell it. Wet as hell. When B.B. King was alive, he was the only person that sweated worse than I do.
Well, shit...

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jun 30, 2023, 09:28 AMWent out at 7:30 this morning and trimmed a hedge and bagged up the clippings. Then took two screens off of the windows and re screened them. Showered afterwards but you can't tell it. Wet as hell. When B.B. King was alive, he was the only person that sweated worse than I do.
jesus
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis