Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!

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hit_that_line

Quote from: jdcatty on Jan 18, 2024, 10:58 PMmeanwhile, back on the weather subject, I was really surprised to get to Hot Springs about 4:30 this afternoon and see how much snow is here.  Pretty much gone off the streets, but still  a good bit of snow and ice.
Getting down the hill to Sam's couple days ago was something.

hit_that_line

Quote from: Cerdo on Jan 19, 2024, 11:12 AMmost normal girl I've ever dated.
No shit.

Get out of here with that stupid bullshit. I was up at 4:30 this morning buttfucking heavy weights. Already worked nearly a full day. I begrudgingly sleep. To be the man, you gotta beat the man! Woooooo

HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: hit_that_line on Jan 19, 2024, 11:58 AMGet out of here with that stupid bullshit. I was up at 4:30 this morning buttfucking heavy weights. Already worked nearly a full day. I begrudgingly sleep. To be the man, you gotta beat the man! Woooooo

So cute that you have a nickname for your boyfriend.

hit_that_line

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Jan 19, 2024, 12:16 PMSo cute that you have a nickname for your boyfriend.
I'd literally squeeze your fat head right off with these 24 inch pythons. Your mail order bride will take what little you have. Sad!

HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: hit_that_line on Jan 19, 2024, 12:25 PMI'd literally squeeze your fat head right off with these 24 inch pythons. Your mail order bride will take what little you have. Sad!

Between your boyfriend and synthol injections, you have a busy morning!

uagrad2007

Quote from: hit_that_line on Jan 19, 2024, 12:25 PMI'd literally squeeze your fat head right off with these 24 inch pythons. Your mail order bride will take what little you have. Sad!
Hulk Hogan, is that you?

Lurk

Quote from: uagrad2007 on Jan 19, 2024, 01:37 PMHulk Hogan, is that you?

Seeing as Hogan was one of the worst wrestlers of all time, that's probably an apt comparison.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

PHARMHOG

#827
Dental office back flow froze at the street. Replaced $1000. No water leaks inside.

Opened back up today but several employees still couldn't get to work.

Dripping faucets again over the weekend.

Arkansas is not made for 0 degrees. I am not made for <50 degrees.

Good times.

Plug for Benjamin Franklin (West Lake) plumbing out of Cabot for being Johnny on the spot.

Elblancodiablo

Quote from: PHARMHOG on Jan 19, 2024, 02:02 PMOpened back up today but several employees still couldn't get to work.

You are getting fucked over


Son of Spam

The high here for tomorrow is supposed to be 19 degrees. Then it will warm up to 33 on Sunday, then rain all next week. My dogs have shit my yard full. It is like a mine field out there. And now, calling for a week of rain.
Well, shit...

Elblancodiablo

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 19, 2024, 03:11 PMThe high here for tomorrow is supposed to be 19 degrees. Then it will warm up to 33 on Sunday, then rain all next week. My dogs have shit my yard full. It is like a mine field out there. And now, calling for a week of rain.
Rain will dissolve the turds, whats the problem? Your grass will love the nutrients.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Elblancodiablo on Jan 19, 2024, 03:14 PMRain will dissolve the turds, whats the problem? Your grass will love the nutrients.
Only if it rains hard enough.
Well, shit...


SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 19, 2024, 03:11 PMThe high here for tomorrow is supposed to be 19 degrees. Then it will warm up to 33 on Sunday, then rain all next week. My dogs have shit my yard full. It is like a mine field out there. And now, calling for a week of rain.
that's your own fault. You should be picking up those turds as they shit.  Nobody wants shit in their feet
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

BleedinRed

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 19, 2024, 03:15 PMOnly if it rains hard enough.

Nothing worse than a dog turd that go soggy and spread out.  Too thin to pick up without it degenerating or smearing all over the place.  All you can do at that point is let the maggots have at it.

Son of Spam

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jan 19, 2024, 04:24 PMthat's your own fault. You should be picking up those turds as they shit.  Nobody wants shit in their feet
We pick it up every other day. However it snowed about 6" here and we weren't able to do that. There is still snow and ice everywhere here. Now predicting rain all next week. How about you coming over and picking it up in this weather?
Well, shit...

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 19, 2024, 04:35 PMWe pick it up every other day. However it snowed about 6" here and we weren't able to do that. There is still snow and ice everywhere here. Now predicting rain all next week. How about you coming over and picking it up in this weather?
shouldn't be ole turds be easier to see in the snow than on grass?
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Son of Spam

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jan 19, 2024, 04:47 PMshouldn't be ole turds be easier to see in the snow than on grass?
Not this time. It was a soft snow, then ice over it. The shit just sunk down in the snow. Fortunately, they seem to crap in one certain area.
Well, shit...

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 19, 2024, 04:49 PMNot this time. It was a soft snow, then ice over it. The shit just sunk down in the snow. Fortunately, they seem to crap in one certain area.
maybe you'll have a river of poop soon
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis