Hogs vs Ole Piss—-Baseball

[Barton Fink]

Kozeal is definitely an upgrade at the plate from Souza.

Lineup is better without Diggs and Souza. Diggs has produced some great memories but he's struggled mightily over the last year plus.

[Show-Me Hog]

Davalan just looks like a baseball player. Kind of also a wrestler, but definitely a baseball player.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 7th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Aiden "Jim" Jimenez in for Coil.

Federico takes strike four for a backwards K.    1 out.

Hill strikes out swinging.    2 outs.

Sanford grounds out to Peppi unassisted. 3 outs.

End 7th.  9-3 Hogs.

[Son of Spam]

Davalan just looks like a baseball player. Kind of also a wrestler, but definitely a baseball player.

He does,  but he also doesn't look relaxed. He looks anxious but whatever works for him.

[Gambler]

No base runners! Need 2 more innings like that.

[Son of Spam]

Our Aloy brothers can't stay off an outside pitch.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 8th.

W. Aloy strikes out swinging.  1 out.

(EDITOR'S NOTE:  Wehiwa seems to have forgotten the part about laying off the slider away.)

K. Aloy strikes out looking.  2 outs.

Iredale strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

Mid 8th. 9-3.

[Gambler]

Both Aloys K.

[Son of Spam]

We are going to let them back in this, aren't we?

[Gambler]

Dammit, our 2,3, and 4 hitters all strike out. Come on D.

[Cardiac Hog]

4 consecutive strikouts for this reliever. 

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 8th. 

Mormon grounds out to Souza, defensive sub for Kozeal (Kozeal moved to 1st,  Peppi out). 1 out. 

Humphrey strikes out swinging.  2 outs.

Utermark strikes out swinging. Enjoy that golden sombrero big guy, on your way to .  3 outs.

End 8th,  9-3 us.

[Show-Me Hog]

Dang Jiminez looked good that inning. Bring him back for the 9th.

[Cardiac Hog]

Let's show that the 5th inning wasn't a fluke. 

[DirkPiggler]

Top 9th.

Maxwell says FUCK YO COUCH TRENT LOTT!  When that one comes down you can take it next door to the Horseshoe for a $20 free play!  HOGS LEAD 10-3!  0 outs.

Souza says FUCK YO COUCH SHEPPARD SMITH!  Pick that one up out of KJ Jefferson's front yard in Batesville!  HOGS LEAD 11-3!  0 outs.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Patrick Galle (RHP) in for the last guy.

Kozeal singles to the 2nd baseman about halfway into RF.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Zane Becker, pinch hitting for Helfrick, pops out to 1st.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Thomas strikes out swinging.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Kozeal steals 2nd.  Klansman scorer says defensive indifference.  Woopig scorer says fuck him. Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Davalan singles to LF.  Kozeal scores.  HOGS LEAD 12-3.  Four hit night for Davalan.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

W. Aloy strikes out looking.  3 outs.

Mid 9th.  12-3 Hogs.

[Son of Spam]

Souza!?!? Finally.

[Barton Fink]

Fuck it. Let Diggs hit.

[Cardiac Hog]

Let's show that the 5th inning wasn't a fluke. 

Top 9th.

Maxwell says FUCK YO COUCH TRENT LOTT!  When that one comes down you can take it next door to the Horseshoe for a $20 free play!  HOGS LEAD 10-3!  0 outs.

Souza says FUCK YO COUCH SHEPPARD SMITH!  Pick that one up out of KJ Jefferson's front yard in Batesville!  HOGS LEAD 11-3!  0 outs.

Thank you!  WPS!

[Son of Spam]

Fuck it. Let Diggs hit.

With Souza and Diggs, it is either feast or famine. Either a home run or nothing.

[Show-Me Hog]

Can we run rule them since they have already batted the 7th, or do they get their 9th regardless?


Never mind.