Hogs vs Ole Piss—-Baseball

[Gambler]

Aloy has reverted back to chasing sliders down and away.

He has. Need him out of that funk. 1st and 2nd, no outs, and nothing.

[Show-Me Hog]

Huge blown opportunity.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 3rd.

Sanford grounds out to 2nd.  1 out.

Mormon strikes out looking.    2 outs.

Humphrey grounds sharply to Kozeal...likely an infield hit, an error in the Woopig scorebook.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Utermark strikes out swinging.    3 outs.

End 3.  Kiffin 2 Pittman 1

[Son of Spam]

Can we please lay off the outside pitches?

[DirkPiggler]

Top 4th.

Peppi strikes out on three pitches. 1 out.

Kozeal grounds out to the SS about 20 feet from 1st.  2 outs.

Helfrick grounds out to 3rd.  3 outs.

Mid 4th.  Fire Bianco 2. Fire Nate 1

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 4th.

(EDITOR'S NOTE:  I propose that we set up the Woopig Baseball NIL Collective.  The Woopig Collective will offer each Aloy brother and Nolan Souza $20 for every slider away that they do not swing at, and $100 for every first pitch that Kendall Diggs does swing at. Who's with me?)

Furnace grounds out off Gaeckle to Kozeal..1-4-3.  1 out.

Fawley strikes out swinging on three pitches.    2 outs.

Paino strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

End 4th.  Poorest State 2.  Slightly Less Poor State 1

[Cornhogio]

Gaeckle is locked in now.

[Gambler]

As shitty as it's been, we're only down 1.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 5th

Thomas grounds to SS, who can't make a throw.  Infield hit according to the Woopig scorer.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Davalan says BAISE TON CANAPÉ EB FROM GREEN ACRES!  (That's French for, well, you know.  And Eb from Green Acres did graduate from Ole Miss...fraternity brother of my father-in-law)  TWO RUN BOMB INTO THE AREA WHERE RETARDED FARMERS' KIDS WASTE BEER!  HOGS LEAD 3-2!  0 out.

PITCHING CHANGE:  McCausland in for MaddOx

W. Aloy says FUCK YO COUCH MARY ANN MOBLEY (99% sure the FIL tapped that in college).  ALOHA MEANS GO PICK THIS UP OUT OF CENTER FIELD!  4-2 HOGS.

K. Aloy says FUCK YO COUCH LINDA MEAD! (FIL didn't tap that, but she was a friend of MIL). ALOHA MEANS GET THAT ONE OUT OF THE LF BLEACHERS MOTHER FUCKER!  5-2 HOGS.  0 out.

Iredale hit by pitch.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Maxwell singles to RF.  Iredale to 3rd.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 0 out.

Peppi singles to LF>  Iredale scores.  HOGS LEAD 6-2.  Maxwell to 2nd.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 outs.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Ryan Rodriguez (WHP) in for McCausland.

Kozeal doubles into the RF corner.  Maxwell scores.  HOGS LEAD 7-2!  Runners 2nd and 3rd, 0 outs.

Helfrick flies out to shallow RF...nevermind, the RF can't catch.  E9.  Peppi scores.  HOGS LEAD 8-2!  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 outs.

Thomas flies out to the same spot in RF.  Kozeal scores.  HOGS LEAD 9-2!  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Davalan strikes out swinging.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

PITCHING CHANGE: Alex Canney (RHP) in for Rodriguez.

W. Aloy grounds out to 2nd.  3 outs.

Mid 5th.  Nate is Redeemed 9 Bianco Isn't 2.

[Show-Me Hog]

This has the feel of a game where our pitching has settled in, and our hitting is going to push us ahead pretty soon.

Optimism.

[Son of Spam]

This has the feel of a game where our pitching has settled in, and our hitting is going to push us ahead pretty soon.

Optimism.

Called it.

[Show-Me Hog]

This has the feel of a game where our pitching has settled in, and our hitting is going to push us ahead pretty soon.

Optimism.

Geez it happened as I was typing it. I swear I didn't know.

[Barton Fink]

Davalan has been on a tear.

[Cardiac Hog]

Atta boy, Davalan!  Good to see his bat heating up this series.

[BleedinRed]

Davalan said, "Fuck it.  I'll do it myself damn self."

[Barton Fink]

Holy shit!!!

[Sus-Scrofa]

lol f u ole miss 

[Show-Me Hog]

BACK to BACK to BACK.

I love it.

C'mon Iredale don't fail to match.

[Cardiac Hog]

WOW!

[Doc Hogaday]

Things are changing quickly.