Hogs vs Ole Piss—-Baseball

Started by Son of Spam, Mar 13, 2025, 09:49 AM

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BleedinRed

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 15, 2025, 08:46 PMOur Aloy brothers can't stay off an outside pitch.

He laid off that outside ball.  Fuck this ump.  

Son of Spam

Quote from: BleedinRed on Mar 15, 2025, 09:17 PMHe laid off that outside ball.  Fuck this ump. 
The one before that was actually a strike and then he called the one outside a strike. Fuck this ump.
Well, shit...

BleedinRed

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 15, 2025, 09:18 PMThe one before that was actually a strike and then he called the one outside a strike. Fuck this ump.

Both looked to be in the same spot.  If you're going to be wrong, be consistently wrong.  

Cardiac Hog

That's a winner!  Woo Pig Sooie!

Son of Spam

Nice win. Let's get the other one tomorrow.
Well, shit...

Show-Me Hog

Jimenez is a fucking beast.

Go drink a Hot Toddy and fuck a sorority girl losers.

Wait that's not much of a punishment for losing.


DirkPiggler

Bottom 9th.

Reuter, in for Furnace, strikes out.  :sitdown:  1 out

Surowiec, pinch hitting for Fawley, flied out to CF.  2 outs.

Randle, pinch hitting for Paino, strikes out swinging. :sitdown:  3 outs.

Win number 900 for DVH.  HOGS WIN 12-3!
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Son of Spam

Quote from: BleedinRed on Mar 15, 2025, 09:17 PMHe laid off that outside ball.  Fuck this ump. 
Progress!
Well, shit...

Barton Fink

Much better than I thought it was gonna be after 1. Good to see Gaeckle get back on track. Let's take the series tomorrow.

Feral

Quote from: Feral on Mar 15, 2025, 12:23 PMFamous last words, but I think Souza is cooked. He looks like there's been zero progression from last year where he was abysmal in the back half of the season. Still has a terrible plate approach and swings over everything.

The only certain things in life are death, taxes, insurance, and a Razorback athlete performing well immediately after I shit on them.

I have the HTL juju, apparently.


DirkPiggler

Welcome back friends.  Today is the day we close out a road series win and watch DVH get his 901st win at Arkansas.  The perfect victims for this feat?  The RebelBearKlansmen of the University of Ole Miss. 

Your starting lineups.

White Sheets:

1. Hayden Federico DH
2. Luke Hill 2B
3. Ryan Mormon LF
4. Mitchell Sanford RF
5. Judd Utermark 3B
6. Collin Reuter 1B
7. Isaac Humphrey CF
8. Austin Fawley C
9. Owen Paino SS

P. Mason Nichols RHP

YOUR ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS:

1. Charles Davalan CF
2. Wehiwa Aloy SS
3. Kuhio Aloy DH
4. Logan Maxwell LF
5. Brent Iredale 3B
6. Cam Kozeal 1B
7. Kendall Diggs RF
8. Ryder Helfrick C
9. Nolan Souza 2B

P. Landon "Cheese" Beidelschies LHP.

First pitch is at 1:30 PM.  Fuck Ole Miss.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Son of Spam

Hopefully that homer yesterday will get Souza's confidence up. And, maybe Diggs will actually do something other than ground out to first. Now that that's out of the way, Fuck this ump!
Well, shit...

DirkPiggler

#193
Top 1st. 

Davalan strikes out swinging on three pitches.  1 out.

W. Aloy rolls over a slider away and grounds out to 3rd.  2 outs.

K. Aloy strikes out looking,  3 outs.

Mid 1st.  No score.



Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Son of Spam

We better get that same call on strike three there.
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Gambler


DirkPiggler

#196
Bottom 1st.

Federico walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 outs.

Hill hits one just over the RF wall...looked to me like Diggs brought it back, but no.  Another wind aided wall scraper.  2-0 them.  0 outs.

Mormon flies out to RF.  1 out.

Sanford grounds out to 1st. 2 outs.

Utermark singles to LF.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Reuter walks.  Strike zone is...questionable and very narrow.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Humphrey hit by a 2-2 slider.  Bases full of racists, 2 outs.

Fawley flies out to fairly deep CF.  3 outs.

End 1st.  2-0 them. 















Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Feral

Our first inning pitching has been an adventure this year.

Son of Spam

How were those last two pitches balls?
Well, shit...

Barton Fink