Hogs vs Ole Piss—-Baseball

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 5th.

Mormon flies out to RF.  1 out.

Sanford strikes out looking.    2 outs.

Utermark strikes out sorta swinging, sorta looking.  Either way, he can   3 outs.

End 5th.  Assholes puckering 4 Coming after that ass 3

[Son of Spam]

Need to keep them off the board here.

[Hognrock]

Willy Mac is filling up the zone.

[Son of Spam]

Willy Mac is filling up the zone.

For a change.

[Son of Spam]

Need base runners.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 6th.

Kozeal walks.  Second of the year if my calculations are correct.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Boles, pinch hitting for Diggs, singles to LF.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

Helfrick strikes out swinging...ugly, ugly at bat.  I was actually hoping for a bunt.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Souza hits one off the RF wall.  Kozeal scores, Boles to 3rd.  TIED 4-4.  Runners 2nd and 3rd, 1 out.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Brayden Jones (RHP) in for Hooks.

Davalan grounds out to 2nd.  Boles scores.  HOGS LEAD 5-4!  Runner on 3rd, 2 outs.

W. Aloy SAYS FUCK YO COUCH THAT MICHAEL OHER SLEPT ON LEIGH ANNE TUOHY!  ABOUT 370 FT THROUGH THE WIND INTO THE LF SEATS.  HOGS LEAD 7-4!  2 outs.

K. Aloy strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

Mid 6th.  Hogs 7 Klan Bears 4

[Son of Spam]

Ugly SO for Helfrick.

[Son of Spam]

SOUZA!

[Barton Fink]

Surprised DVH stuck with Souza. Paid off.

[Thin Red Swine]

W. Aloy grounds weakly to the P.  Last night's homer aside, he's starting to revert to last year's bad habits.  Need to get his Cape Cod hitting coach in for a visit ASAP.  1 out.

Maybe he can stay for a couple of months.

Judas, Helfrick. That ball could've beheaded an any.

[Hognrock]

Leadoff hitter up with 2nd/3rd and 1 out.  Gotta get 1 out of this.

[Son of Spam]

We need to use our strategy we used for the past few years. Run the starter and get to the BP.

[Barton Fink]

Hell yeah!

[BASS]

Boom

[Sus-Scrofa]

That fan walking wasn't even looking and almost got hit 

[Hognrock]

Hell yeah!

[Thin Red Swine]

Lifetime extension for Nate!

[Show-Me Hog]

Aloy The Elder!!

[Sus-Scrofa]

The younger wanted to keep up bad

[BleedinRed]

Everyone must have hats for bats.  Keep bats warm.