Hogs vs Ole Piss—-Baseball

Son of Spam · Mar 16, 2025, 04:57 PM

Iredale seems to be in a slump. Bottom of the order needs to come through.

Sus-Scrofa · Mar 16, 2025, 04:57 PM

Lead off HR, here it comes

DirkPiggler · Mar 16, 2025, 04:59 PM

Top 9th.

Kozeal grounds to SS, who boots another one. E6. Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Peppi, who fucking owes us after halfassing his way to that single last inning, bloops a single to RF. Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

Helfrick, who had better be fucking bunting, does but fails miserably, nearly bunting into a double play. Kozeal out at 3rd. Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out. Play under review, to see if A) the guy who caught the throw touched the bag (he didn't, at least not the white one) and B) to see if Helfrick was out of the base line. Call stands. No one has a challenge left.

Fraser running at 2nd for Peppi.

Souza strikes out swinging. Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Davalan singles to RF. Fraser scores. Hefrick to 3rd. TIED 9-9! Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

W. Aloy SAYS FUCK EVERY ONE OF YO COUCHES YOU INBRED MOTHER FUCKERS! THREE RUN BOMB INTO THE REBEL BULLPEN! HOGS LEAD 12-9. 2 outs.

K. Aloy strikes out swinging. 3 outs.

Mid 9th. Hawaii 12 Mississhithole 9

Son of Spam · Mar 16, 2025, 04:59 PM

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Mar 16, 2025, 04:59 PMTop 9th.

Kozeal grounds to SS, who boots another one. E6. Runner on 1st, 0 out.

DEI SS.

Thin Red Swine · Mar 16, 2025, 05:00 PM

First two on, this time it will work.

Sus-Scrofa · Mar 16, 2025, 05:00 PM

So far so good

Feral · Mar 16, 2025, 05:00 PM

It's unbelievable how bad we are at bunting.

Son of Spam · Mar 16, 2025, 05:01 PM

We kilt their second baseman.

Hognrock · Mar 16, 2025, 05:02 PM

Let's see what creative ways Birmingham can figure out to fuck us.

Feral · Mar 16, 2025, 05:04 PM

Souza continues to be a strikeout machine.

Hognrock · Mar 16, 2025, 05:05 PM

Swung at 2 in his eyes and took one down the middle.

Davalon picks him up!

Son of Spam · Mar 16, 2025, 05:06 PM

There is the Souza we know and love.

Thin Red Swine · Mar 16, 2025, 05:07 PM

Davalan is a joy to watch.

Perfect leadoff hitter.

Feral · Mar 16, 2025, 05:07 PM

ALOHA!!!

Hognrock · Mar 16, 2025, 05:08 PM

Elder Aloy again!! Hell yeah!

Son of Spam · Mar 16, 2025, 05:09 PM

ALOY THE ELDER!

Show-Me Hog · Mar 16, 2025, 05:10 PM

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 16, 2025, 05:09 PMALOY THE ELDER!

Yes!!

Thin Red Swine · Mar 16, 2025, 05:10 PM

Maybe we can have nice things.

Sus-Scrofa · Mar 16, 2025, 05:10 PM

So y'all are like 30 seconds ahead of my living room tv.

My outside tv is like 15 seconds ahead.

So I read a post, then hear the announcers get loud, then watch the play on my main tv.

Son of Spam · Mar 16, 2025, 05:12 PM

Three outs away. Let's go! Keep the lead guy off base.