Hogs vs Ole Piss—-Baseball

[BleedinRed]

Well, Ole Miss with a dinger.  Takes a little wind out of the sails.  

[Son of Spam]

Well, that escalated quickly. And how the hell do you face plant into the wall? And you just knew McIntire was going to give one up at some point.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 6th. 

Thomas Jr. in for Boles to play CF.  Davalan to LF.  Maxwell to RF. 

Furnace hits one over the CF wall.  Thomas runs into the wall nearly full speed.  HOGS LEAD 7-5.  0 out.

Humphrey pops out to Wehiwa in shallow LF.  1 out.

Fawley strikes out swinging.    2 outs.

Paino, this year's version of the bleach blonde transgender SS for Ole Miss (they have one every year),  doubles to the LCF gap.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Christian Foutch in for Willy Mac.

Federico walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Hill wears 99, looks to be in the hands.  Hogs claim it hit the bat.  Ump disagrees.  Bases full of racists, 2 outs.  Guess in exchange for getting good McEntire we had to accept bad Foutch. 

After watching replay, not sure I wouldn't challenge that it hit the bat.  Looked like the hand that got hit was not the one he was holding like it was hurt.  A little Brian Walkerish maybe.

Mormon grounds the 2-3 pitch to Souza at 2nd.  3 outs.

End 6th.  Shits out Billionaires 7. Redshirts Miss Americas 5.

[Show-Me Hog]

The warning track did not do its job.

[Son of Spam]

Nothing comes easy.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Wow on the replay he was clearly acting with the second reaction.

[Thin Red Swine]

How can they boo those pitches down Broadway?

[Barton Fink]

Whew

[Hognrock]

How can they boo those pitches down Broadway?

Ole Miss has never liked a call in their lives.  I enjoy watching games there because of the facility, but their fans are just plain dumb and I wish ass cancer on the majority of them.

Maxwell has had a really good day at the plate.

[Son of Spam]

Maxwell's silver hammer....

[DirkPiggler]

Top 7th.

Maxwell rips a double down the RF line.  Dude just rakes.  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Iredale grounds out to SS.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Kozeal singles to RF.  Maxwell scores.  HOGS LEAD 8-5!  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Peppi, pinch hitting for Thomas who replaced Boles who pinch hit for Diggs, singles to right where the second baseman should be.  Fuck your shift.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

(EDITOR'S NOTE:  Methinks that Mr. Thomas just learned how DVH feels about loafing to a ball in the OF, as JTJ did on the double that should have been a single.)

PITCHING CHANGE:  Connor Spencer (RHP) in for Jones.

Helfrick pops out to SS.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Souza flies out to LF.  Well struck but nice play by the OF.  3 outs.

Mid 7th.  8-5 good guys

[Hognrock]

(EDITOR'S NOTE:  Methinks that Mr. Thomas just learned how DVH feels about loafing to a ball in the OF, as JTJ did on the double that should have been a single.)

I thought he loafed too.  At worst it should've been a close play at 2nd.  Granted, he just ran full speed into a wall.

[Son of Spam]

So far, this is the best hitting team for us I have seen in a while. We usually have 1 or 2 players you want at the plate, but this year it seems it can be anyone.

[BleedinRed]

So far, this is the best hitting team for us I have seen in a while. We usually have 1 or 2 players you want at the plate, but this year it seems it can be anyone.

Every guy can hit.  Even the guys like Diggs and Souza you have to be afraid of. 

[Son of Spam]

Wasted chance there.

[Son of Spam]

Good grief.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 7th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Colin Fisher in for Foutch.

Sanford hits Fisher's first pitch to Morgan Freeman's place in Clarksdale.  Hogs lead 8-6.  0 out.

(EDITOR'S NOTE:  Ole Miss hits lefties well.  Righties, not so much.  Maybe we should try sticking to RHP)

Utermark bloops a single in the Bermuda Triangle between LF, CF and SS.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Furnace walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

Humphrey bunts to Iredale, out 5-3.  SAC.  Runners 2nd and 3rd, 1 out.

Fawley singles past Iredale.  Run scores.  HOGS LEAD 8-7.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 1 out.

Paino grounds to 1st, force at 2nd 3-6.  Run scores. 8-8.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Paino steals 2nd.  Called safe.  Play under review.  Confirmed safe.  An even slightly below average throw and he's out by five feet.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Federico walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Dylan Carter in for Fisher.

Hill grounds Carter's first pitch to Iredale, who throws to 2nd for the force.  3 outs.

End 7th.  All square at 8.

[BleedinRed]

Pull Fisher now.  

[Son of Spam]

Pull Fisher now. 

Big Tuna beginning to stink.

[Thin Red Swine]

So far, this is the best hitting team for us I have seen in a while. We usually have 1 or 2 players you want at the plate, but this year it seems it can be anyone.

Thank goodness, because we don't have pitching.